I helped my best friend hide the body

Chapter 8

Hey so there are a few ways I can go with this book and I want your help. Should I drag out the story some more or should I skip to the really good stuff or should I just keep it nice and steady the way I'm doing it?

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Here's this chapter's joke it's sorta long but pretty good.

So on the first day god created the dog and siad "Dog, you must sit on the family's porch and bark at everyone that goes by. For that I will give you 20 years of life!" the dog thinks about this for a second and says "You know 20 years is a pretty long time to just bark at people how bout I keep 10 and give you the other half." god agrees and the dog moves on to earth. On the second day he creates the monkey and says "Monkey you must entertain the family and do as they please. For that I will grant you 20 years of life." the monkey thinks and then says. "That's way too long to be entertaining people how bout we split it up and I'll only take ten then you can have the other. God thinks this is fair and agrees so then the monkey leaves for earth. Next god creates the cow and says cow you must work in the fields and make money for the family. For this you get 60 years of life." the cow is imediatly annoyed "60whole years your crazy! I'll do it for 20 but that's it." god says ok and sends the cow on it's way. Last god creates the human and says " human you get to play all day and stay up late all night you will never have a worry in the world. For this I'll let you have 20 years." the human seems disapionted and says to god. " Well I'd like a little longer than that how bout I take the 20 you gave me the 40 the cow gave back the 10 the monkey gave back and the10 the dog gave back. That makes 80" god thinks this is fair so he lets the human down to earth. So for the first 20 years of life we sit have fun and no worries the next 40 we work to keep the family fed the next 10 we entertain the grand kids and the last 10 we sit on the porch and yell at everyone who walks by. Life has just been explianed to you! Lolz hope you liked it I know it was long

Hey so this next chapter's short and boring and it's just there to fill a gap sorry! Hope you won't be too mad.

Chapter 8 on my own... Agian

Me and Alice decided on Kentucky. We almost had enough money to get out of the country which was good because the cops got a call from Jake early this morning about an hour after we left and they're only a step behind us. As we rode in the car I cried internally about everything. I cried about Jake I wanted to spend the rest of my life with him and he did too. We could have been together but it all went away because of A-. No! No I was not blaming Alice it wasn't her fault... I also cried about my parents and about how we nevr even got the chance to try out for volley ball and how Alice would never get to see Luke agian. This was so sad and I new I was going to cry for real I just new it. I knew I had no guts and if it wasn't for Alice I wouldn't be able to do this I. Would snap any minute now.

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Hey so I know your super mad at me about how short it was but I told you it was gonna be short. Oh well I really need to get the early info to you and I couldn't do it without giving you something to read... Jeez

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