My phone was blowing up. Its too damn early for this. I checked it anyway and saw y/n was messaging me. I unlocked my phone and got on discord since that's where she was texting me.
(Demon=y/n Bilsack=billie)
Demon:BILLIE BILLIE BILLIE @ bilsack BILLIE!!! ANSWER ME I GOTTA TELL YOU SUM ANSWERERRRRR
Bilsack:What y/n? It's 7 in the morning
Demon:Idc we gotta do A face Reveal :)
Bilsack: Ugh...fine. you go first
Demon:ight
(You basically)
Bilsack:DAMN Y/N you pretty
Demon:thanks bils You're turn
Bilsack:hold on
I think I'm gonna send a fake picture to see what she'll do.
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(Pic billie sends)
Demon:dummy That ain't you
Bilsack:proof?
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(Y/n sends that)
Demon:show ur real face Or I drop you
Bilsack:okay okay damn
(Billie sent)
Bilsack:there
Demon:wow..HOT
Bilsack:SHUT UP
Demon:it's true. Let's ft
Bilsack:bro I just got up to poop tho-
Demon:so? You act like we haven't called while you're pooping
Bilsack:ik but I also just finished eating my taco bell. It's an all bean burrito!! Only beans. And I gotta fart
Demon:I DID NOT WANT TO KNOW
Bilsack:WELL I TOLD YOU ANYWAY
Demon:just call me when you're done
Bilsack:nah imma call now. I ain'ttheonly one who gonna have to deal with it
Demon:you gotta smell it
Bilsack:Ican't smell anything:)
Demon:whatever just ft me on here
Bilsack:k.
I called y/n and did the facetime thing. She answered of course.
"You're very pretty billie" she said. "So are you y/n" I said. Yes by the way I am actually pooping right now.
"Dude. I have to fart so badly right now" I said. "Mute and do it I don't wanna hear that" she said. "Fine" I said. I actually didn't have to I just pretended. I had this thing that makes a fart sound. I used it and tried not to laugh at y/n's face.
"BRO EWWW WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE THAT" she yelled. "DUDE I DIDNT FART IT'S THIS" I yelled back and showed her the thing. I used it so she could see it work and I laughed at how mad she looked.
"I hate you" she said. "I love you too y/n" I said. "Can we meet tomorrow?" she asked. "Girl-you live in Atlanta. I live in L.A. How we gonna meet in just a day?" I asked. "I got plane tickets to go. It'll take 5 hours and 5 minutes if it's a non-stop flight" she said. "Oh ok. When are you supposed to go?" I asked. "6:30 A.M. tomorrow so I'll get there at like 11:35" she said. "Okay well do you need a ride from the airport?" I asked. "Yeah" she said. "I can give you one to my place. Well-my new place since I'm moving out my parents soon" I said. "Thanks billie" she said. "Of course. Now I gotta go but I'll call you later" I said. "Ok bye billie!" she said. I waved then disconnected from the call. I saw she ended it. Now time to continue going to the bathroom then showering, then getting ready, then calling her back.
