Whoooooo!!! It's mah birfdah jgdyfshgfhhbgghhkhswd!!!!!!!!
🎶Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
I'm so-o-o loooonnnllyy
So happy birthday to me🎶
😗💨🎂
🎁🎈\😄/🎈🎁
Thank you all so much for my present
AIR!!!!!!!! Not valid when in space, choking or underwater. I can not really do anything with it.
Oh god, I just realized how many birthday jokes I can make.
And Sophia, if you are reading this then you know what to do. Remember the deal we made about birthdays on the bus?
Hope you have a fabulous day!
-Infinite
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Um...POTATO!!!
DiversosLO AND BEHOLD!!!! A BOOK!!! A CRAZY AND STUPID BOOK BUT STILL A BOOK. So friend, how ya doing? Good? Good. SO BUCKLE YOUR SEATBELT BECAUSE IN A FEW SHORT SECONDS YOU WILL BE INTRODUCED TO STUFF I ONLY WROTE TO APPEASE THE PEASANTS OF WATTPAD!!! SO S...
