In Super Mario you're a vengeful plumber destroying the homes of countless meandering creatures because you're girlfriend left you for a turtle.
And in Pokemon you're a person who enslaves local wildlife and forces them to fight each other for amusement and cash.
In Grand Theft Auto you're the most violent criminal in the history of the world who can never die in intensive care and who keeps paying the police to let him out with all the weapons.
In Legend of Zelda you're a delusive adventurer who thinks the best way to save the world is to listen to a magical fairy ball, smash people pots, hack their chickens and then go fishing.
In Portal you're an insolent, unstable lab rat insistent on messing up perfectly good science.
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