"Potato, an old ham and a piece of corn."
-thefoxtwentyseven
Alright, so this is the story of Potato the potato, an elderly ham called Ham and Kernel, one of Corn's kids.
Potato stood there feeling nothing because he was a potato and he had no feelings. Elderly ham was slowly molding in the corner because nobody loved him, not even the dog, who ate some weird stuff. Though he did not know how to feel because Elderly ham cannot feel. I bet you're all wondering if food can ever feel. Well maybe, if you just believeeeeeeeeeee. Now back to the story.... Kernel was digesting in little Timmy's stomach. He was contemplating life because food can feel. Yeah, you didn't know that. I bet that food you ate how ever many minutes or hours ago is slowly digesting in your stomach crying out for help. But nobody can hear it because all its friends are dead. So it sits there, dying a slow and painful death until it goes to food heaven.
End.
What had I created :(
Also sorry for this being way late. I procrastinate too much.
-Infinite
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