Lockdown

Cooking lessons

SOHIT POV

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK EVEN RICE AND ALL THESE TUTORIALS ARE VERY IRRITATING. 

So, I just made what I could manage to make. Maggie. Yes. I'm sad to express the fact that the only thing that I can cook is Maggie and that is what the bossy girl is having for breakfast as well as dinner. She is going to be eating Maggie every day now if she wants me to cook!

" WHO EATS MAGGIE IN THE MORNING!?" yes. Just the reaction that I wanted to get from her! I want to irritate her enough to give up on having me cook for her! That is the best option I have. TO IRRITATE HER. After all, she was the one who sprayed pepper spray on me and I know that she clear as fuck knew that it was me! Plus, she was even laughing at me! I swear that I'm going to irritate her as fuck for troubling me yesterday!
" I told you. I don't know how to cook," I didn't even look at her annoyed expression at all, and instead, just to spite her, I took a bite of the food that I myself didn't want to eat the first thing in the morning 
" You do know that you have to pay me to use my material. Right?"
" WHAT?!" I looked at her in disbelief when she said that. I seriously even spat my food out of my mouth because of the shock that she gave me!
" What. What!? I paid for the maggie that you are eating. I paid for the fork that you are using. I paid for the pot you made the Maggie in and I paid for the water that you used to make your Maggie! Pay me with interest," I swear this girl is going to make me go bankrupt one of these days. Pay for water!? IS SHE FUCKING ME!?!?
" What are you giving me that look for?! Staying here is going to cost you. Waise bhi. I've done enough by letting a man live with me,"
" I cannot be paying you for every single thing. Include it all in the rent-"
" I will not," she smirked. It's like her satanic soul knew exactly what I wanted to do and that is why she was getting back at me by annoying me. I seriously wanted to smack that smirk off her face but then she continued
" Or. I have another option. You don't cook," thank fucking GOD! " You learn to cook," WHAT!??!??! 
" I'm either ready to let you take free cooking classes by moi or you can just... Eat Maggie all day long as well as pay up with interest for every single bite that you take," 
" You're a cheap stake!" I snapped but she only kept smirking
" Like I even give a fuck about that. I save money by living minimalistically -"
" More like from hoarding off of me!" 
" Yeah. Whatever. Basically. You have like... 2 hours till lunch. Decide between paying extra for eating only Maggie every day or learning a new skill for free," and as an intelligent person, I chose the one option that fits best. As it is, with the pandemic and me shifting out of the country, most of my work is online so, I don't really have to sit in a place all day long... And I've been living alone for too long now. It was time I learned how to cook well enough for me to eat food. Besides, Aditi says that girls like guys who can cook... Hmm... Ok. So, I obviously chose the latter. 

I DID NOT KNOW THAT I WOULD BE THE ONLY ONE DOING ALL THE LABOR WORK AND THAT SHE WOULD ONLY BE SITTING BY THE KITCHEN STOVE AND DOING NOTHING BUT ORDER ME AROUND!!!! 

First of all, I was in an important meeting when she just suddenly, out of nowhere threw an apron over my face 
" Get up princess. You need to make food so that you don't starve moi," and my employees were seriously laughing! I wanted to kill her at that very moment but no. I was calm, collected, and... I blew up. Practically. Not practically, I shouted at her and threw a pillow over her face when she really lost it, and trust me. SHE IS SCARY WHEN SHE HAS LOST IT. 

Why? Because after the pillow dropped down, she walked towards me with this random, killer, expression over my her face and then pinned me down on the bed. She dared to pin me down onto the bed and grabbed my shirt! I wanted to really slap her at that moment and I did... In my mind. Because at that moment, finding her face that close to my face, I could help but breathe heavily in fear of what she would do next. 
" Listen, mister. I told you when you came to my house. You might be the boss of say a billion people but I am the boss here," and she pushed me onto the bed. Then, like she wanted to get into my pants, she even climbed over me and I was speechless. No woman. I repeat. NO WOMAN had ever done something like that to me. 
" AND YOU LISTEN TO YOUR BOSS OR LOSE THE ONLY PLACE YOU HAVE TO LIVE IN AT THE MOMENT. GET THAT FUCKING IN YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW OR GET LOST!!!!!!!!!!!" I closed my eyes and gulped in fear when she shouted at me. I swear that my employees were going to laugh off that incident for years to come but I was terrified under her petite body at that moment. She was small, slim, thin, short, and really really sexy but at that moment, it felt like she could bite my nose off my face! 
" Now get up. Wear the damned apron and get your ass in the kitchen if you don't want to starve. AND NOT A WORD FROM YOU ANYMORE! SHUT YOUR SHITHOLE FOR ONCE!" 

The day... Didn't go as well as I thought it would or could or at least hoped might go...