A Walk Through Time

Baby Miller

Augie
As Barney is giving me his most recent stats on when our baby will be born my water broke and an ambulance had to be called. So his three weeks was way off In it's predictions about our baby being born. I grabbed him by his collar and said the baby is coming now. Get with the program will you? Your app is not taking in the fact we are having twins and they come early LIKE RIGHT NOW as I scream for him to call an ambulance and get ready to catch his children. We just make it to the guest room downstairs when Charles arrives and then the ambulance. Timing has never been my strong suit and it seems like Charles has the same issue as well. Carl comes right as the EMT is able to deliver him.
Barney
Augie and I were discussing the due date that my new app gave me when she yelled your stupid app is so wrong. She yelled the babies are coming right now. I see the huge puddle and go get her and carry her into the guest room. It is a good thing I work out and can lift her. We just make it to the bed when I have to take her panties off and deliver Charles. I run to unlock the door and the gates for the ambulance to gain access to our home. Finally the EMTs arrive and while one is delivering Carl the other one is cleaning Charles up. I get blankets and diapers for the boys.
Augie
My water just broke and the babies are fighting to see who is going to be born. He picks me up and rushes me into the guest room and dials 911 and goes to unlock the door and the gates. He comes over to get me ready to deliver the baby. He grabs a sheet to cover me up. The baby is born 4 minutes later and he lays the baby on my chest after he clears its mouth and nose and assures it is breathing well. The EMT arrives in time to deliver number Carl. Ones is delivering Carl and the other one is checking Charles and cleaning him up. Barney goes and gets a blanket and a diaper for both babies. Barney follows behind the ambulance because there isn't a lot of room in the ambulance.
Anastasia
Barney calls and tells me the boys have arrived. Christian and I head to the hospital and by the time we arrive a crowd has gathered in the waiting room to congratulate Barney. I had no idea Barney had so many friends, but apparently he does and here they are. All to congratulate the new parents. Most have gifts of sone type. We finally get to see the boys and the parents. The boys look just like two miniature Barneys. Put a bow tie and glasses on them and a computer and it's all him in micro size. Uncle Sam and Aunt Betty just chuckled when they saw them. Mia and Robert came by to see them on their way back home to care for their eight children. Mia and Robert are pregnant. Before she found out about adopting Roberts nieces and nephews they had decided to have a baby. She got pregnant in Paris. Robert said they can get more help around the house. Christian hired extra help for Mia and Robert. Alice and Herbert have helped when they can. The children are very well behaved, they miss their grandparents though. Robert is having them flown over and they are moving here. They sold everything and are ready to move into a new home near Robert and Mia.
Christian
I told Anastasia that I would love to have a baby with her soon. Mom is in heaven with all her new grandchildren. Elliott and Kate are trying to have a baby. Anastasia told me next year will be a good time to try for our baby. I can't wait for it to happen. Carol and Howard Duncan are having twins to go with the twins of Susans. Dana has moved back home after they rescued her and Louise. Louise had to be place in a psychiatric hospital due to the trauma inflicted on her. I have no idea what happened to her and don't want to know. Our family is growing bigger everyday.
Anastasia
Augie and I were warmly welcomed into the family and we have hired people from the families and some were friends of theirs. A few of them didn't last, they didn't take the job seriously. So they didn't last long at all. Some are very good employees. Daniel and Andrea have done well and with Christian and my help they are both running a ten branch company and still expanding it. Augie and I keep our profits in a special account just to expand our original company. The publishing company is getting bigger and we have three different locations on the west coast. We made some hiring mistakes, but those people were fired right away and they are in prison now.
Augie
We had an endless supply of friends and they all brought gifts for the boys. I asked Anastasia and Christian to take them to our home, Barney and my home. We don't live far from them at all. Anastasia has the keys. She had to lock up after we left for the hospital. She said she had the place thoroughly cleaned and the mattress replaced along with getting new linens for the bed and new carpeting. She didn't have to explain why. Because Barney had to have a change of clothing brought to him from having carried me to the bed. It was a huge mess. They gave him scrubs and something to clean his shoes off. He gave up and they gave him the hospital socks to wear. His clothing was pretty much ruined.
Barney
I will not rely solely on an app to tell me when a baby will arrive again. They aren't predictable. I can attest to knowing what to do about delivering a baby now. Reading helped me to know, but hands on is the best experience on really putting it to practical use. At first I stood in shock, but my wife screaming in agonizing pain got me out of that quickly.