Delusions of Grandeur

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INT. JAMES' BEDROOM - NIGHT

James lies in bed, as he watches an interview from a LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW on his phone.

TANNER (V.O) - So tell me -- 

Edith knocks and enters. James pauses the video. 

EDITH - Knock, knock. Just wanted to say goodnight. 

JAMES - Goodnight. 

EDITH - How was school? 

JAMES - Mom, guess what? An agent is gonna come see the show on Friday.

EDITH - Really? That's wonderful.

Edith rushes over and hugs James

EDITH (CONT'D) - I'm so proud of you. 

JAMES - Thanks. 

EDITH - Know what? How about I bake you my secrete chocolate surprise? We need to celebrate. 

JAMES - Yeah, that be great. 

EDITH - Sounds like a plan, my little star. 

Edith leaves and James resumes the video. 

INSERT - JAMES' PHONE SCREEN

A typical Late Night Talk Show. A host (TANNER MINCKS) sits behind a desk, and a celebrity (JOSHUA ROW) sits on a chair

TANNER - When would you say you had your big break? At what moment did you realize, "This is it", I'm a professional actor now. 

Joshua laughs and props himself up.

JOSHUA  - It's funny actually. I was trying for years to get reactions, and nothing was working. 

(and)

Then I remember one day, I was scheduled to sign a lease back home -- I finally gave up on acting. But that same morning, I got a random call from a producer who I'd met years before, during one of my first auditions when I got to LA. 

TANNER  - That's insane! What are the odds? 

JOSHUA - Right?! He said he always loved my look but was waiting for the perfect role for myself... And the rest is history. 

TANNER - And what role was that? Can you say?

JOSHUA - Get this. It was for Late Night Havoc, when I played J.D. 

TANNER  - Wow! Had he called you even a week later, you would've been back home and never gotten the chance to be here today. 

JOSHUA  - I know. LA has this weird thing about it... It's like right when you're ready to put it behind you, it finds a way to keep you around for just a little longer. 

Tanner stands and shakes Joshua's hand.

TANNER  - Well we're all glad you got that call. 

(to camera)

Joshua Rowe everybody!

The AUDIENCE claps and cheers. 

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