No Angel ~ mason mount

S2. Part two

sweet caroliners

ricey boy
LADS LADS LADS
and maeve

grealio
Oi oi rice saveloy

Chilly
A simple "hey Declan, what's up?" wouldn't have done would it Jack?

MJ
Don't be boring Benjamin

Chilly
Sorry

Bells 🔔
How has mouse literally for every single person in this group chat whipped

grealio
She definitely doesn't

MJ
Jack can you give me a lift into town cba to drive and mase is sick af and I need to get him some medicine

grealio
Yeah what time

ricey boy
I think that's the point proven
What's wrong with Mase?

beans
Did you give him food poisoning mouse

Money mase
How could she give me food poisoning when she simply doesn't cook

MJ
Take that back, Mason Tony Mount.
I am an excellent chef

Money mase
Course you are baby
No she actually didn't though I've just got the flu, presumably from training in that storm yesterday

chilly
Well I was training with you and I'm fine
I'm built different

Money mase
You also had a hoodie on and went to the gym the second it started raining

chilly
Fair point

MJ
Anyway Dec what do you want

ricey boy
Who's going to the England party tomorrow night?

grealio
My middle name is party

sea shaw
Please never say that again
But I am

Chilly
Me of course

Money mase
If I'm well enough I'll 100% be there

Bells 🔔
Maeve??

MJ
Lol no have fun guys 😘

beans
Wtf why not

MJ
I mean firstly, I'm not invited as believe it or not...I'm not an England team footballer
Or English
Or a footballer
And secondly I'm 36 weeks pregnant

Big boy foden
No you're coming

Ricey boy
Southgate specifically wants you there

money mase
Do I have some competition?

big boy foden
Not being funny mase you have a lot of competition

money mase
What why

Big boy foden
Because your Mrs is a fucking stunner
Also very funny and kind
And pretty cool

MJ
Thanks Phil 🥺🥺🥺
Love u xxx

ricey boy
Another point proven

money mase
She is indeed all of those things
But at the end of the day I married her
And also impregnated her
So I win 🤪

MJ
Charming as ever

money mase
Plz come and cuddle me
And bring some tea
My throat hurts

ricey boy
Omw

stonesy
I think he meant his wife

ricey bro
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