Lost sister

I'm home again, let's rejoice

Aboard a ship in Neverland, live Hook and his crew. Far away from my sister, at least for now, and he comes and goes as he pleases somehow. That or maybe he's got Emma with him, which I doubt, since I'm sure she wouldn't want to set foot on Neverland again, at least not the OUAT version of it, even though that's where we're all from.

Music plays merrily onboard.

As all the pirates keep complaining about sitting here still, never being able to capture Peter or any of his lost boys. Now, in the spirit of our rivalry, I'd still like to be able to find Peter's hideout and capture him. Even if I can't hurt or kill him. Bless my heart if I'd laid one wrong hook on the boy, Emma and Farrah both would probably ring my neck, and serve it on a silver platter.

And I can't have that. The boy wants to play games, we'll play games. I'd still like to attempt to blast at him, if I'm not allowed to hurt him. There's gotta be someway to go around that part, do what I want, and just not hurt the lad. But, I guess that should start with finding his hideout. We've tried mermaid cove, seen Ariel swimming around there sometimes when she's visited. He's not in Cannibal cove. But then, maybe its not a cove at all. Hm? What about Indian territory?

No, no, wait, that's it, those Indians know this island better than I know my own ship. Tiger Lilly Smee. What about her sir? We'll just get her to tell us where Peter's hideout is. Why don't we just ask his sister? Because his sister isn't gonna give away her twin's hideout. Not unless we pin them against each other. And I'm not gonna do that, we signed a contract.

But, just because she won't tell us anything doesn't mean we can't still ask her to come over and have tea with us. Grape tea, the kind she likes and scones. I know how to make those Emma showed me how. Very good captain, make friends with the enemy's sister. The pan's aren't our enemies Smee, not anymore, not exactly. Rivalry on the other hand, there's nothing against playful rivalry.

As far as that Crocodile goes, why he hasn't left me alone since the old days when Peter cut my hand off and fed it to him and now he follows me everywhere. It's almost as bad as dealing with Gold. Ay. Where's my rum when I need it? Here captain. Ay, thank you Smee. He takes a swig, that shall do for now. I think I even hear him now, I can't get his ticking out of my mind Smee.

That blasted Crocodile, if he thinks he's getting the other hand, he's mistaken. I can't handle the likes of him Smee, just make the blasted thing go away for now, get him to leave me alone, if you may. Ay, ay Captain. Go on with you now shoo, we can't have ya upsetting the captain now you hear?! Get along now. You heard me get. And after a nice clean shave, not too soon after that, one of his men spots us up in the clouds.

While up in the clouds Wendy and the boys are beyond excited, and I have to say that so am I. I take a picture of the birds eye view of the whole island, and when the cannibal smacks through the clouds just missing us of course, we send the kids off to follow Tinkerbelle back to the hideout, but she takes off too fast for them to follow. Farrah stay with me, come on Hook will surly like to see you again.

You missed me you old codfish! Peter you behave. Aw, Farr's its all in the fun of pure rivalry now. And besides, we signed that contract of your remember, we can't hurt each other, not without emotionally hurting either you or Emma. You know that. Oh Hook? I call out. Why if it isn't Farrah Pan. He calls, out stretching a hand towards me. Farrah, what're ya doin? Why Peter, Hook's my friend, not my frenemy.

Why but Farrah no it could be a trap. Peter Hook's not going to hurt me, he can capture me all he'd like and I wouldn't mind one bit, after all he's after you not me. He'll try to fire at you all he wants and miss, as long as he does miss each time. You know the crew my love they couldn't hit the broad side of a barn, if there was one. Bloody shots they all are. Won't you land your feet down for spell my dear, have some grape tea with us, your sister even taught me how to make scones, I'd love it if you'd try one.

Now boy if you'd just leave her here, you can go off on your merry way, and don't worry a tad about Farrah. Not gonna happen Hook she's my sister, and I'm going to watch over her and keep her away from the likes of you. Oh but Peter, I'll be fine here for a hot sec, it's Wendy I'm worried about, Tink is awful jealous of her. Jealous? What's that? I'll explain it to you later, but for now, I'll be just fine. Ok, if you say so. He hugs me goodbye. See ya shortly. Goodbye Peter don't worry so much about me.

It's my job, he says flying off. Meanwhile Tink has done just that, flown into the hideout and woken up all the lost boys to go and shoot at a bird, that she pointed out as Wendy. And they all tried to shoot her down, its was a bloody good thing Peter got there when he did instead of fussing over me. He's rather disappointed in them for trying to shoot her down, and then the rest of the boys fly down, and he banishes Tink away.

Where've you been Peter? Why, I brought another friend home, and by friend I mean someone who belongs here. You don't mean.... Yes, I mean it! Farrah's back! They all cheered. Why Peter where on Earth did Farrah go? She didn't get captured by Hook did she? Wendy asked him. By choice against my wishes, but Hook won't hurt her, he can't even really hurt me because of our sister.

While Peter drags Wendy to Mermaid Logon, John and Michael go with the lost boys to go capture a couple Indians. As they now follow the leader.