A.N: Some of the story will be in script mode due to convenience and how it is easier to understand.
Nico's POV
What the freak is she thinking? Is she trying to get both of us killed, telling the Gods that they were brainless? I face-palmed myself and walked up to the Gods, making sure I was in front of Pietra. All of the Gods were shouting out about her disrespect and how she needs a makeover. The 'needing a makeover' was mostly Aphrodite though.
Apollo: "Brainless? I'm not brainless!"
Artemis: *sigh* "Brother, you did not claim her, she said the 'multiple brainless gods that claimed her'. I can't believe we are even related!
Zeus: "Apollo is right!",
Artemis: What! Well, that's the first!
Zeus: "The Gods of Olympus are mighty, powerful, glorifying, but they are definitely not brainless. Well, most of them aren't anyway." Zeus gave a side glance to Apollo.
Athena: "This is disrespect of the greatest! I don't think I have seen anyone have as much sass- actually, Kelp Head's son is up their too I guess.
Hera: "If you think this is attitude, you should see your disgrace of a daughter constantly talking back to me!
Athena: "Disgrace of a child- why you little bi-"
Dionysus: "Ladies, ladies.... Shut-up."
Que the death glare from Athena and Hera.
Hermes: "Well I like her, she has sass, much like me!
Poseidon: "High-five brother. Well, I'm not really your brother, I don't think. Urghhh, the family tree is way to complicated thanks to Zeus and his thousands of remarriages!"
Insert Hera to glare.
Aphrodite: "She could look sooo much better if I gave her a quick makeover. You know, just clothes, shoes, make up, jewelery, hair, skin...."
Nico: "How the Hades are you here?"
Hephaestus: "Wait, how did you get out of the net?"
Aphrodite: "My amazing Ares-"
Apollo: "Ohh! Alliterations, I love them! Smelly sausages sing songs-"
Everyone: "Shutup!"
Hephaestus: "Anyway, where were we, oh yes, no Aphro, don't ruin her."
Aphrodite: "Do not call me Aphro, idiot. Anyway- Oh My Gods! Look at the chemistry between those two. Ahh, young love!"
Apollo: "Would you like me to make a haiku about young love, i feel one coming-
Ares: "Would you like me to kill you Apollo?"
Dionysis: "Would you like me to get a bottle of Merlot for the celebration afterward?"
[Out of script-mode]
Nico's Pov
Okay, I've had enough. I was about to call out to get their attention when Pietra beat me to it.
"Yo idiots!"
Yep, we're dead. In an attempt to earn back my life, I bowed my head to the idiots sitting infront of me on their thrones.
"Excuse me for her rudeness-"
"Hey," Zeus interuppted me,
"we don't like you either, Son of Hades." He spat at me. C'mon, I didn't even do anything!"Yeah." I said heartlessly, not caring at all. "We were just here to ask about who Pietra's parents were because right now, we are completely confused on the fact that 3 gods have claimed her, and she had shown signs of 2 other gods."
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