And I really wish someone had reminded us of that before all of this happened. Oh wait someone did it was me! Today was a disaster, but in order for you all to understand, we're gonna have to go back.
We had received a bunch of fan mail and while the guys fought over theirs, most of mine consisted of my music, my talent my beauty, est. And then there were a couple that made me lol since I'd gotten some from obvious groups of people. Some from the Cullen crew some from the Eppes crew and even a couple of heart shaped ones from Jack.
I loved the idea of getting fan mail but I wish the guys had remembered one little thing about fans and fan mail.... Never to make promises we couldn't keep, like that they promised our friend Jenny that we would apparently help her achieve her dream of becoming famous, and now she'd gone and packed up all her stuff to move out here to L.A. so that we could help her do just that.
I'm not sure where G&K were but it was a good thing they weren't here and since Ken is the leader of this group, more or less anyways.... First our plan was to send her away since we couldn't help her and Carlos promised we would but we wanted to turn her away since bad things have always happened when we're around her, but on the other hand we've known this girl since pre-K and we couldn't let her down.
Bless Carlos and his big heart. I guess Gustavo must've came by at some point since he was angry that Jenny was messing up the studio and so since she was a " little bit" accident prone we took her to the palm woods but she kept destroying things there too and it ended with her making the air containing broken and then a band that I forget the name at the moment saying if everything didn't get fixed since they were the most destructive band ever.... Very debatable on that part....
That they would destroy the palm woods and that was bad in every way of the word. And since we broke it, or rather or biggest fan broke it we had to be the ones to fix but we knew nothing about fixing these kinds of things. But that didn't mean that I didn't know someone who didn't know what they were doing.
I love our friend Jenny but she's not my fav person in the world. Like for instance in second grade she when she broke my arm by playing marbles, in 5th grade gave me a paper cut that required stitches and in 8th grade she was my lab partner and it took all year for my hair to grow back so its a good thing I'm good with wigs. Turns out it wasn't just me she did those things to it was also Logan and he didn't want to help and James had a fan come up to him and wanted to spend the whole day with asking him for his autograph on a very mysterious piece of paper.
Not to mention that every Jenny was around the guys she pushed me to side like I was nothing. And I was sick of it. And now Bitters was angry with us about her because she trashed an elevator ruined a water whatever and had started 2 now 3 fires. Logan wanted no part in this James was gone with his super fan and I decided I didn't want her to kill me so I went to go visit the Eppes gang.
When in doubt go visit friends when my brother and our friends put my life in danger and get us all in trouble and there for I can't be blamed when things go wrong. Katie was trying to make sure James crazy fan didn't you know kidnap him and steal his I.D. but he was all like aw Katie I know you have a crush on me.... Which wasn't true in any way. She was just being a good friend.
To Katie and I all the boys are just that brothers. But Ken is still my BFF and my fav of all the "brothers." But we all have each others backs. Hey, I've got their back just from a distance. I can't be any help if I'm pummeled to pulp. Not that the guys would ever let that happen.
We had no idea how to fix all of these problems, but my friends would and Katie might. We called Logan back in to help with the smart guy stuff and with Jenny we had a big problem she wanted to be a singer a lead singer in a band but was a terrible singer. And with that knowledge Ken being good at pep talks had to pep talk her out of trying to do that and having a different dream.
Like the boys they never once thought that we'd be in a band because they all wanted to play hockey but dreams change and people change. But now she's a great singer and we tried to send to Canada, but she broke everything and either we had to put her in a band, break our promise, or Bitters was throwing us out.
I wasn't gonna let the guys break a promise since I'd never broken one before in my life and wasn't gonna start but they probably shouldn't had made it to begin with. I'd brought my friends back with me to help us fix everything and then we heard about this great thing called international agents. Or something like that, that were always looking for talented people of some kind or whatever. I wasn't really paying attention I was just hoping for a solution.
And what happened to James? That fan of his was dong exactly as Katie thought she kidnapped him and stole his I.D. and he'd trained her to be like him, and that thing she had him sign was a letter she'd came up with so that no one would ask what happened to him when she took over his place in BTR. This was one of the reasons why we don't give fans personal info.
We sent her to the agents and she broke them too. Nothing worked but she wasn't our problem anymore, Katie rescued James from his tiny mini me fan person, and Katie made him "give her an autograph" of her being her manager and something about his hair care product and that she hasn't nor does or will ever have a crush on him. Blah, blah, blah.
But that's Hollywood, stranger things happen every day. And soon Jenny got her wish anyways she got to join the name of the destructive band that I can't remember the name of and Carlos promised he'd never do anything like that again, I thanked my friends for their help but then a new old friend came and told us that Carlos promised to help him be a famous jazz tuba player. I face palmed. Hey guys wait for me! I called running after my friends, and we were never promising anyone anything ever again. Disaster and crisis averted! No more promises, at least ones you know you can't keep. Even if you do have as big a heart as Carlos.
