Today (outfit 50) we awoke to the sound of an airhorn and luckily I was already up. I may not be a morning person, but that's the good thing about sharing powers with the Cullen kids but of course no one except us and the Eppes crew know this info until my brother and I turn 18 and I saw that Griffin would be here so I prepared myself as we all came into the kitchen and the guys were still in the pjs.
Good morning everyone, I've decided that BTR is gonna have its own reality show. Let me stop you right there! I tell him. When we did that blog thing it didn't go well and it was kind of like having a reality T.V. show and I still work on mine a little every day. So, no way like Kendall said we don't want our band to be fake and reality shows are anything but. I'm out! I'm sorry you feel that way Ms. Gothic princess he gestures to my outfit because the reality show starts right now. He told us.
And once he said that cameras were all on us and all the other guys tried to hide except James and the director loved him. He's good he said to Griffin, and I love the girl she's spunky really got some good moxie. And her outfit is to die for. Flattery will get you nowhere. I cross my arms at him. She's sassy I love it. I favor her myself Griffin tells him. But they set up the "green" screen school picture day set up and had Kendall go first.
I'm not crazy about doing a reality T.V. right now because.... I'm still in my underwear! He reminds Griffin while Carlos asks if they can go put some clothes on. And why are you dressed already? You really think I'm gonna walk around without either being dressed or have a hoodie on over me with a bunch of guys in the apartment?! I ask my brother. They've got a good couple of points. Logan points out.
Normally yes if it were just the two of us I wouldn't care and I know the guys would never do anything to hurt me since they're also basically my brothers as well but you're the only real brother I have. But James loved it he didn't care and said he could even take his shirt off if they wanted him too. And tried to but we begged him not to. He's right the rest of us feel a bit exposed. Logan said. Which is why you're a reality T.V. show, the exposure. Griffin told us.
Now I love watching Farrah's blogs and reading them, and I love knowing that she's not only the lead singer, writes the bands songs and is dating your other words "extra" band member/ personal photographer but you need more exposure than that. As a band. Magazine loved it, even saw the two the before the actual fix. But, she's a face everyone loves seeing, he gestured smiling at me. And your band needs more exposure.
Now say hello to the hottest reality show producer.... The only part I caught was "Snake." He said it was be the greatest reality show yet, and very juicy, very emotional, and very thrilling. But, all in all still FAKE! And let's not forget that reality stars are some of the best now stars in the world. James reminded us. And Griffin would like to point out to us that because of our contract he can make us star in a reality T.V. show.
The producer said he wouldn't even know we were there and to go about our lives since the show wouldn't premiere for a month on T.V. but then they started rolling the cameras. As the rest of the guys said they were in like we had a choice while I still crossed my arms and rolled my eyes. And at RR Kelly was asking Gustavo if he knew that we had our own reality T.V. show now. That's great that means more exposure for BTR as long as they don't do anything stupid and the only one I can count on not to be stupid on camera is Farrah and if Jack is in one it then I have hope in him as well.
But then they had their own mics and cameras in their faces acting stupid and awkward on camera showing us what not to do. And back at 2J James was going next in the "hot seat" as they call it. I like singing and I like pie. James told them, that's really it. But then the producer guy asked him about any juicy secrets in BTR he could tell them and I knew that was going to be a bad idea, then and there. Luckily when James thought about it nothing came to mind.
Then Carlos came in and asked James if lost a $20 and he said yeah thanks as they hugged it out and James went to go get pie while they sat down to play video games. B: Hey Farrah? They called for me. Yeah? I said coming into the room. Wanna play some video games with us? Carlos asked me. I'd love to guys but I get the feeling that this is not going to go how you want it to be. For instance, oh keep the cameras on me I pull it to my face.
He is going to tell you that hugging and video games and pie eating is fun but that he wants tension. You want tension?! Griffin said we had to have a reality show but he never said we had to do whatever you said, and you will not fool me into being someone I'm not. I wink before giving a sly smile and blowing a kiss at the camera. She's good Snake nods his head. But as she was saying, it's true I need tension.... Carlos how about you don't give James back the money and instead you spend it and James you find out about it and punch him in the face?!
Why would I spend money that isn't mine? Carlos asked as I laugh in the background knowing that hopefully the boys won't take this crap from Snake. As James eats his pie. Yeah, that's uncool. This show is uncool! Snake says. Yeah, because my boys are good boys they're not gonna put on a show in front of the camera I'd like to think we've all learned that lesson from the blog. And if we do anything stupid Gustavo is gonna kill them for the bad exposure and I'll swoop in and save the day like I always do by shutting it all down.
But then Snake hears the toilet flush in the background and the cameras turn to whoever walks into the room. And then when it's Kendall Katie comes in and I smile at her because I know that she can't be filmed because she didn't sign the contract. So Snake cuts the cameras. As I lift a knowing eyebrow at him. I wouldn't had signed my contract for this either if it weren't for Griffin. But Katie was smart about it and was able to not sign her contract. So they couldn't film when she was around us.
But mom did because of Katie's college fund and she was dressed all prim and proper laying out a platter of healthy snakes talking in an annoying high voice as I face palmed. But Snake thought the show was bad and then went to plan B for romance. And they went after Logan and Cam who were busy playing go fish and I was lucky that Jack hadn't gotten in the way yet. As I sat on a nearby bench and pretended like I was reading something when in reality I was watching and plotting.
He told Logan the show needed passion and betrayal then passion again. If you're looking for passion you should go bother Farrah she's really passionate about singing, her blog, her fan fiction, her dream journal, her friends. Everything really. I face palmed again. T: Thanks Logan for throwing me under the bus! If I didn't want to be on the reality T.V. show even if Griffin said I had to I'd go in disguises.
No I want romance! Snake tells him. Well that's too bad because that would be awkward we kind of already dated. They told him. Go find Jack Taylor he and Farrah are a couple. I tried to signal the cut motion at him but he waved towards me and told them that I was sitting over there already. But by the time they turned their cameras to me I'd hid behind the tree totally covered.
But he still wanted to try with Logan and Cam as he picked up a box of chocolates and put them in Logan's hands. As he pretended to be them both and gave them a star cross lover kind of romance. As he gave the chocolates to Cam making her take them and telling him she loved them but they couldn't be together that it was wrong and threw the candy to the side but it's so right.
Wait?! This is how reality shows actually work? He asked Snake. And Snake said yep, now you two kiss. He said pushing them together. But then they had an awkward kiss and Snake hated it. Yes! I screamed from behind the tree but no one saw me so that was good but they had it aimed at the tree. And then he went to Griffin to tell him the BTR show was a disaster. And listed reasons why. Carlos and James like each other Kendall doesn't like being embarrassed Logan's relationship is as interesting as wet cardboard Farrah is the only one I've liked so far with her brutal honesty and her smugness and her sass and her moxie and her well her everything! But I barely have any footage of her because she won't stay around the cameras she somehow manages to hide from me but, I know she's there because she sticks up for the rest of the band.
She knew we were coming and was prepared! And I wish I knew how, and if I could find her boyfriend and get them together that would be great but she's a mastermind. She knows that this show wasn't gonna work or be a hit she knows those guys, she knows what they're like, she knows what they've been through its all up and down her blog that you were telling me all about. Which is another thing I love about her. And then there's this! He shows Griffin what's happening at RR and they're just awkwardly starring at the camera nervously laughing and waving. But Griffin needed the show to be a hit.
So what do you need from me? 100 more cameras one casting addition permission to manipulate and a shocking ending! Snake told him. Griffin decided to give him everything he needed and needed the show to be huge and make a big splash since it would air in a month. And when Ken was at the pool and didn't see the camera crew he thought that was good until he got out of the pool but his swim trunks didn't come with him.
But then he turned around and saw a security camera and knew it got footage of his butt. But when he confronted him and told them to erase it they all laughed in his face. And then they pulled in a guy named TJ who we didn't know and didn't actually know us. As they shot footage of stuff with him. He said we're singing all the time and told them that James and Carlos were always fighting and that's when they came into the room.
Um who is that? Carlos asked. This is your neighbor TJ and you've known him for years. Before they could correct him I stepped in. Oh good finally some more of my star! Snake praised. Go jump off a bridge Snake! I growled at him. Then I turned to the cameras again and told them. You listen here, we don't know this guy never met him and we haven't even been in L.A. for one year barely even 6 months. And I know what you did to my brother he didn't need to show me or tell me or text me, it's all in here! I point to my head.
And if you don't erase it I will! I told them before stabbing a section of the camera with a knife and blowing a kiss at them. But Snake although hated the breaking of the piece of camera had TJ keep going as he told them that James lies a lot. And James said that wasn't true. And Snake reminded them that reality T.V. and reality T.V. stars were not about truth, even though they should be since its got "reality" in the name. And he told them they were about ratings and drama and tension and that TJ was gonna give it to him since my guys weren't.
But then they did start fighting. And I got scared. This violence was not my guys and Kendall hated fake, our band wasn't fake. When we had the "bad boy" that didn't go well either and Kendall and I proved it was a bad idea. By me being "myself" and Kendall finally "caving" to be Griffin's bad boy. And then mom came in offering a healthy snack again until they knocked the plate out of her hands and she went over to break up the fight.
I needed them to stop being ridiculous and keep being themselves and the only way to do that was by getting involved with my own intentions and inventions. And before I knew it I used my remote control to fly my droid over to them and at the sound of the buzzing they parted. Run! They screamed and parted ways as I laughed evilly in the background and then made it stop.
Then checked in on Kendall as Snake did too realizing now they were making good footage. It was Ken looking at the camera trying to figure out how to get the footage back to erase his butt. But, even though I didn't tell anyone Katie and I had already worked together to get rid of the footage. And no one would be any wiser until or unless they looked at the tapes. When Kendall tried to follow the wires they told him he wouldn't find it and that in the room he was looking in was only the power for all the cameras and that he didn't want his butt being on T.V. for all his friends back at home to see.
When they thought he was getting mad they started to pick back up with the camera. And since they wouldn't turn the cameras off Katie got into the shot and they had to stop filming. He held her captive and made them get on the floor before using Katie against them. Before running off. And once they were alone he gave her all the info she needed to hear even though we had already taken care of the problem.
This is why I didn't sign that contract. Yeah well we had no choice. This is the part where you offer to help me. Because you love me! He begged her. And she told him that if he wanted his butt back to take it up with Griffin and then told him she loved him before they high fived and she left. Which meant they could now keep rolling with her gone. Luckily Jack was out of town for now because I told him to be as soon as I found out about it.
And then James came over and punched him in the face with a big smile on his face. And then Carlos put a huge bucket of trash over his head. Before the two started fighting again. And then mom came back to break them up again and then Logan and Cam got involved and asked them to kiss. And then TJ came in and started dancing. Then Kendall came back and said that this was a disaster and that he knew Griffin was not gonna like it.
And then James punched him in the face again and since things were still not going as planned or in my case the real us way as in my way I sent my droid and the net after them. Uh oh! Kendall looked up. Not good! Guys! He turned to the other guys. When they looked up at the droid they ran away from it and I made it follow them for a couple mins until I was sure they were back to normal. And the footage was now being showed to Griffin.
But then we were all in his office and Griffin said he loved it and Kendall told him that the show would be terrible for business and that it would tear our band apart and that James and Carlos couldn't stop fighting Logan and Cam had to pretend that they were in love and Kendall wasn't saying another word until he got his butt back. And my sister he said wrapping his arms around me making sure I knew where his hands were as I made myself aware of it too one wrong move and I knew what would happen to me in this seeming hold that looked like he was only hugging me.
While I had my remote in my hand and the droid buzzing in the room with the net ready to swoop them up. As Griffin gave me an interested look wondering what I was doing but Logan and Cam stopped kissing and the boys stopped fighting. See I know what will happen to us if that net captures us and I know that she's trying to do her best to make sure we don't act like not ourselves and act stupid on T.V. and I know that she already broke your first camera and that she cut wires to half of your 100s of cameras and that I'm sure by now I really have nothing to worry about butt wise because I know that she and Katie probably did as she said she was going to do and erase it themselves.
And I didn't need to hear it from her or see her do it or have her text me. It's all in here. He pointed to his head. Why did you do that? Snake asked them. Farrah and Kendall are twins you can't separate them even if you tried they seem to be able to communicate with each other even if they aren't in the same room. Griffin told Snake. Which is also why I know that Farrah sent Jack away since you have no footage of him because she knew somehow that we were coming and sent him away.
Tell me Farrah how did you do that? Griffin asked me. I could tell you but then I might just have to kill you. And I'm serious. But even with this threat that's all it would be. No one would ever actually find out if I did really kill you. I have my means of being sure of it. There would be no murder weapon and your body would never be found and no one except maybe your daughter would ever mourn you. This is why I love her. Snake told me. Me as well but boys he continued and Farrah you haven't heard about BTR's shocking ending.
He told us. And that made me worry more. As I squeezed my brothers hand and he tried to not show any pain. This was not going to be good. And at the end of the season the fans would vote on who got kicked out of the band and would pick their hot new replacement. Except me because they needed one original member if at any point they all got kicked out of the band. I relaxed a little because I knew he couldn't really do that. This was Gustavo's band now not his and I made BTR it was my logo my name, my songs all if it was mine.
And then they showed the into of the reality show of what had happened so far and told our story, but you already know the story and I won't tell it again. If I couldn't figure this out on my own I'd call in back up. I could either get all legal on it and bring the Eppes crew in or get the Cullen Kids and Jacob in on it and make them do what they did to Griffin for Halloween. Or I could get all the Farrah's together and use our powers together or just get us all together and confuse everyone but I wasn't about to drag Jack into it.
But after seeing it, Kendall thought that Gustavo and Kelly wouldn't stand for it and would help get us out of it but they were still standing in the same spot they were all day. And Griffin didn't see the problem since we came to be stars and told us we would be huge. And then Logan whispered something in Carlos's ear. Now that we were all working together and everyone was distracted. MT: Ken? KT: Yo?! MT: Great you can hear me, we haven't done this in a long time. KT: I'll say I almost forgot we could. MT: Stay acting neutral for me for a second I've got 3ish plans up my sleeve if I can't figure away out of this on my own.
KT: Great what are they?! I told him everything I'd been planning. Personally the last one is my favorite he considered. Since we can never tell any of you apart when you're all together. MT: But I always have my robot with me and with the push of a button I can have another plan and I have a device that I've been working on to attach to at least one of them to make sure that whoever is in it if its not being used on you guys and I need more revenge that it will make sure anyone will feel the effects of the chair. KT: You are evil and I love it at this moment. Let's call that plan to use if nothing else works. And that was smart thinking making sure Jack was away and out of the picture.
And we decided that we were all gonna stick together and not let anyone get voted off and get manipulated like this. And then Griffin threw the a million bonus for the members not being kicked out of the band and in that moment Kendall was sure that it didn't matter about the money that we didn't care but that was the exact opposite as what James was telling the cameras and when they didn't act like themselves all I had to do was gun the engine of the droid and they would quickly change their minds.
Carlos and James were still fighting Kendall wasn't saying anything and neither would I and TJ got involved and he might just have to be my first victim if he kept this up since we didn't know him and I made sure everyone knew it. And I had stabbed more cameras and cut off 80% of their 100s and Snake got what he wanted out of Kendall to get him to talk because he wanted Katie back but loophole they could change her voice and pixelize her face.
The 3 of took Katie where there weren't any cameras, so into the vents we went while I kept my buzzing going around the other guys to make sure they knew it was there they were too afraid of the chairs to do anything I didn't like then the reality show. And I told Katie all the plans I had lined up and she also agreed with Kendall on the last plan was her favorite but Kendall's plan consisted of the end result of all my plans. Getting the band back, his butt back, and our lives back.
Logan and Cam were having their off again on again relationship which I only let go on for so long because I could watch too and had my droid fly in whenever I push the button. Especially anytime they were fighting. Until the cameras went out. And everyone stopped what they were doing. Katie was the reason for this they were having "technical difficulties."
And Snake wanted the power back right then and now. So Ken and I and Katie kidnapped the other 3 members and had an "emergency band meeting" and without the cameras following us they had no idea where we were going.
And we brought them to the vents where there were no cameras. No cameras in my room either but trust me that is the last place you want to be right now. Look at what this show is doing to us! One of us is gonna get kicked off and sent back home if we don't band together and stop this madness. Is that what we want?! Kendall asked them. They all agreed they didn't want that. They said they wanted exposure and money. And we could do that as a band together not by a reality show.
Does Green Day have their own reality show? Or Lady Gaga? And neither does BTR. Besides we all know whose band this really is and it's not Griffin's. Gustavo owns us but their Farrah's songs, her lyrics, her logo her idea to be BTR we wouldn't be here if it weren't for her. Because in the beginning Gustavo hated all of us except for her but Farrah didn't want to come here alone without us. And I know we don't want to be without each other either and we all know we're much more afraid of what Farrah will do to us if we keep looking like fools and not being ourselves. And you he turns to me. You have to stop stabbing things!
Why? I've cut the power to almost all the cameras and breaking them was fun. I shrugged. But I'm glad to see that my brother knows what he's talking about. You guys I stood up for you I know you guys aren't like this and I'm trying to save you by threatening to torture you. And I'll give you all right now a get out of jail free card if we all stick together. All: Deal they said all reaching out for the card. Anytime you do something good for me I'll give you get out of jail free cards.
Great done deal sis. But, how do we do that? Carlos asked us. Easy. I start. We give Griffin a new reality T.V. show. Kendall finished. How do they do that? James asked Logan. In 17 years I have yet to figure it out. Ok, we just turned 17 not to long again so come on guys.... My point still remains Logan corrected. And then TJ came in. All: TJ we don't know you! And at the end of the day the only person who will ever see this show will be Jack.
Come again? Kendall asked me. I've been watching you guys on my phone to show Jack what he's been missing. Now I've got plans all lined up but I think it would be best if we worked together instead. Which is what we did.... Snake was looking for us and found Carlos and James pretending to fight out by the pool. And while they did that Katie Kendall and I used a ladder tools and black clothing to sneak around to remove the cameras even the ones I had cut and we had a plan on what to do with them and I'd set them all back up once they were in place.
In the kitchen Logan and Cam were faking their relationship still.... So, while they kissed we took the cameras from 2J and we had James and Carlos help us too and before we could get caught Logan started kissing her again to make sure the cameras were all on them instead of on us. Then we went to RR and saved Gustavo and Kelly. They told us that they hated being a reality show and so did we but we were reminded it was in our contract and wanted to know how to get into Griffin's office and Kelly had his key for whatever reason. Kelly I love you! I clasped my hands together and smiled at her.
He made his keys once and I made a copy. Was that wrong? She asked us. We left that to Katie and then the next time we appeared on the cameras we had a little surprise for Griffin as we all gathered into his office. We have another big hit reality start we know you're gonna love. We know we do. Katie opened her laptop and it was a show about him and we had cameras all over his office. And when he questioned it we showed him what we had so far.
Him petting his fake animals, playing with his toy cars, firing people, Jazzercizing, playing with his fake animals and his toy cars some more, ribbon twirling, jumping on the couch, talking to his animals to join their animal pact, kissing his giant poster of himself, practicing shooting an apple off someone's head and doing it for the first time ever, farting while making train noises, him jumping around on his desk singing our songs terribly, in his pjs talking in his sleep while snuggling a stuffed bear telling his mommy he loves her, putting a cat stuffed hat thing on his head to join the stuffed animal pact and becoming one of them, coming out of the shower wrapped in towels and then his towel fell down showing his butt as he was doing karate.
Griffin hated that his butt was on camera and Snake loved it. He knew it would never be on T.V. but with one little push of the button we could make sure it was on the internet for all to see. But we wouldn't if Ken could have his butt back, that he would forget about the show and let them focus on our music. And Griffin agreed to our terms as we cheered. Great I knew you'd see it our way and for the record I have my own legal team with the push of the button of my phone and you would've never been able to air anything Snake shot anyways without my consent because Gustavo bought us from you so we belong to him but these are my songs, my lyrics, my logo, my idea for BTR and if it weren't for me their would be no BTR!
Game set match Griffin we win this round. What about me? Snake asked. Let me take this one Griffin I smirked. You have two options Snake. You either put this patch on and come back to 2J with me and I'll give you footage of one place you could never go and test out my inventions or.... I gestured to Griffin. You? You're fired. He told him. And the guys all shook their heads at me and gestured to Griffin with a nod of their heads. Trust the boys they know best. I evil smirked.
And since it was fired we all went back to 2J and celebrated. We told mom the good news and she was so relived. The boys went back to playing video games Cam and Logan were relived that they were done with the slapping and kissing even though the part they really just hated was the slapping and didn't mind the kissing so much. And Ken thanked Katie and I for literally saving his butt.
And TJ came back like a ninja, because he was lonely and had no friends and since we didn't know him and didn't have a show anymore we pitied him and the guys asked him to pick up a controller and play with them. But, we were still being watched. Ok, I gotta know whatever happened to Snake? Ken asked me. Well, I said picking up my phone. You see those cameras there and there. He's still watching us. But, watch this.... They all circled around me and watched. I planted a camera on him too. And he still took my patch.
But he's not in a chair. Ken reminded me. Still, it will still effect him. I turn the sound up take my remote. Consider this a warning Snake! I pushed the button. We watched as he fell out of his chair and laughed hysterically. What is this strange feeling?! We laughed at him laughing. Ok, ok stop I surrender. No more I'll stop I promise! Good because you're being hacked now as we speak, so you won't be able to use your tech ever again Katie and I made sure of it. If you wait two hours the patch will turn off on its own and don't try to take it off either my inventions have the means of removing your footwear and tying your hands above your head at the flick of a button if you try. And I've already called the police. I told you I've got my own legal team at the push of a button.
Bye Snake! I wave. Thanks guys I blow a kiss at the camera. But she, you and her.... Snake giggled pointing between myself and "myself" as she handcuffed him with her brother's lead. Call us anytime we're literally one call away we can be there in 10 mins whenever you need us. And then I saw my other "me" show up and he kept laughing and laughing. You will forget ever meeting BTR. A trick of the trade Ms. Knight what can I tell ya she winked at me. Thanks girls, thanks Eppes crew. Bye I wave to them. Have fun Snake. I saluted to him.
I turned the camera off and tossed it at the couch and was gonna sit back down again after the day we've had when I felt someone wrap their arms around me. I heard you come in Jack Taylor. You can't sneak up on me. You guys look like you head fun today. He turned his head to kiss my cheek as I kissed him back. How was your trip today? Thanks for not getting me involved. Anytime. Whose he? You didn't watch? I asked him. Nah, that's an invasion of privacy he flicked his hand.
You really want to watch what happened don't you? I asked him. I saw the end of it. I wouldn't really watch it without getting the guys consent first. You can watch it they agreed. Even the stuff the cameras didn't get? He questioned like the pep talk and stuff? You recorded that stuff too? Ken asked me. The only part I didn't bother to keep footage of was the pool scene. And this is why I love you. Now let's get those cameras down.
