Today (outfit 47) we'd gathered around in the studio all ready to tell Griffin some very exciting news and the boys were happy that they'd get to cash in the deal they made with Griffin.
We'd won a gold record for one of our songs and the deal was if we had Griffin would let us throw a party at his Malibu beach house. As we all excitedly gave the gold record to him and G&K came out from where they were also excited for us.
But it hadn't been in the United States but he never told us where it had to be. Well played boys, and Farrah. We all cheered high fiving having a mini celebration.
He gave us the rules of his house and their were only two, and then he handed us the key and told us to have fun or don't that he could care less, and while I took the keys knowing that I wasn't even planning on going outside at least not during the day, my brother and the guys had other plans.
Surfing, working out on the beach, finding buried treasure, and getting romantic with girlfriend. As for me, that meant working on songs, dream journaling, and writing fan fiction. Basically my everyday outside of fan fiction world stuff anyways. And spending all of it with my own boyfriend.
But, the boys were all in daydream world while the rest of us were watching them make fools of themselves and not even realizing it. Griffin asked us if they do this all the time. They told him once they did this for 3 hours.
However, the next day (outfit 48) we had this big bus full of people and we hoped that Griffin wouldn't mind if we invited a "few" of our palm wood friends. Which included my own friends that were not from the palm woods. Not only did I already not like the sun or heat, but I probably shouldn't be out in the sun anyways whether I was taking my vampire medicine or not.
Jack and I would want to stay inside, maybe even upstairs out of the way and away from the party, my Eppes crew would want to be outside surfing where James was going to be, the Cullen's if they came plus Jacob would be staying inside most likely as well. Except Jake who will probably also outside surfing with the rest of my friends.
But my friends told us they'd meet us there as Carlos took role call, and I'd be getting in the self driving car with Jack away from all the big crowded bus. Only problem was that Jo couldn't come at least not yet because she had to do reshoots for a blizzard scene for her show and told him she'd have her driver drive her out there as soon as their done.
To which her driver had the "Jo Taylor" sign on it flipping it to "sorry Kendall" and Ken was all like, but I brought a beach blanket that we were gonna sit on and stuff. Like usual Jo had to run off and do stuff for New Town High. Both parties were bummed.
While everyone else got on the bus. I smiled and laughed as I jumped over the back end of the car hoping in shotgun next to Jack as he handed me a scarf, hat and sunglasses, and cranked up the music as we went on our way to Griffin's beach house.
But, at 2J mom and Katie were having a girls day in and mom got worried when she saw the sunblock still sitting on the table, and Katie claimed we'd lathered ourselves in it from head to toe, but the seal was still on it. But, just so you know Farrah has her own special sunscreen that her friend's dad gave her that she sprayed all over herself before she left.
Mom tried to chase us down and make the boys put on sunblock but the guys peeked out and saw her coming and we drove away. And once we did Katie arrived and told her that was the closest she'd ever gotten to making the boys wear sunscreen. And then mom told Katie they were going to the beach, but like sister like sister neither of the two of us liked the beach for many reasons.
But, then mom said there were lots of beach houses with celebrities that could give her their autograph and to which Katie popped down and back up dressed for business with contracts in her hand ready to sign contracts, but hey whatever gets mom to the beach in order to make the boys wear sunscreen.
But over at RR things were not going well, and Gustavo had brought Kelly in for an emergency meeting. He was talking about his old band "Boy Blast" and how their first album did so well and that they celebrated just like we were on the beach at a beach house but that they had come back without the need for footwear Kelly didn't seem to be getting the problem. He said the boys liked the idea this new life so much that their next album didn't even make the top 100 and that their third album had been their last because they had spent so much time at the beach and never recorded things again.
Yeah, but BTR isn't like that, they're nothing like Boy Blast Farrah and Jack will be sure of it. Yeah, that's what I thought too, but then I got this video message from the boys. Hi Gustavo we're going to the beach in Malibu and we're never coming back!
But, I received this separate one from Farrah and Jack shortly after, and you know we can always count on her because she actually listens to me! Hi G&K we're off to the beach as Griffin promised but don't worry we'll all be back by tomorrow to work again. I'm hoping this trip will help me with new song ideas. Don't worry about the boys if they don't come back, well I've got some tricks up my sleeve that will get them to behave otherwise. Mwhahaha! Then Jack rolls his eyes and brushes his fingers at my side. Hey?! Come on this is a no working one day only vacation, so fine we won't be outside but I am going to do everything in my power to make sure you don't work. But Jack, I'd be doing this anyways, my fun is my work I like working on song lyrics, it started off as fun but then it became work and come on if its fun is it even really work? Heart you've been reading too many awkward yeti posts on Facebook he teases. I roll my eyes. Well, bye guys see ya tomorrow. I wink then blow a kiss into the camera.
Awe, aren't they such a cute couple. Kelly cooes. And Jack is right she works too hard. Yeah, but that's better than the boys who don't work hard at all! Kelly crosses her arms and rolls her eyes. Alright come on, what do you suggest we do. I'll bite. Gustavo pulls out this huge white board like he's been planning this already. We're gonna turn their best beach day ever into their worst beach day ever then he proceeded like me to evil laugh. Roll out! He grabbed Kelly's arm and pulled her along.
Meanwhile at the beach house. We parked the car next to the bus and got ready to go inside. Gee what a lovely house, I guess one look outside wouldn't be all that bad, but one look that's all, our friends are supposed to be meeting us. FE: We're here out front, wow look at this house, oh hey there's the other one of us. They're here let's go. I say pulling Jack behind me. As outside everyone else went nuts while Ken set out his picnic blanket and sat on it.
Hey girls. Hi guys. The three of us all hugged each other before I was given the chance to say hello to rest of their family members. This is going to be the best beach day ever. Yeah, well everyone keeps acting like they've never been to or seen a beach, they're out by the beach running amuck like wild animals. We'll go get set up, and the rest of you can go check out the beach.
Are you going with us or staying inside with your two other otherwise clones? Charlie asked his own Farrah. I'll stay inside she rolled her eyes. You guys go ahead. Go surf or something. Yeah right I don't surf. I can't believe we live in L.A. and can't surf. It's like gravity, balance, and math, that should be like right up your ally. Ha-ha, fine Don you guys go ahead I'll stay in here. You sure. Positive. Whatever.
And of course we'll be inside too, we can't exactly go out in the sun not that we'd want to, which is good for you since you're just like us. Say how about we help you work on some stuff upstairs away from the crowds? Come on Edward don't encourage her, she's supposed to be having fun not working? Well if the work is fun is it really work? *Ug* Jack not you too. What we're bringers of fun and winter we do fun for our job. I agree, as a Dr. it is my job to help people but most of the time the work is fun especially when I get to see people I know. I couldn't agree more Carlisle, as I teacher I feel the same way especially when I see any of you guys or any of the 3 Farrah's, same with Amita, and Larry and Don and the rest of the gang. I'm sure they feel the same way.
I seem to be the only Jack here that doesn't have winter powers, so I guess I just don't get it. Well, but your our photographer, and that's fun work. He brushes me off with the forget about it motion, they're mostly of you after all. Did you really write any kind of guy about me? We're having this convo now? I blush turning my head away scratching the back of my neck. I'll take that as a yes. He smiles wrapping me up in his arms.
What do you think the guys are doing? Well, my sister isn't here so her brother is probably all set up on some picnic blanket waiting for her. Logan is looking for buried treasure, Carlos is probably gonna try and get beach babes, and James is surfing with your crew, and Jacob. Outside, some old guy I think he said his name was JD he tells Ken that he hadn't seen so many kids on the beach like this since the 60s, and knows what he's up to and tries to convince Kendall he's him from the future.
But, this is a very magical beach, and when Ken is skeptical he tells them that every beach movie had been filmed on this beach, he told him there were mussel men, Carlos comes up working out, and he says something about surfers finding the perfect wave. You bet we are, and we're gonna find it. James and Jacob tell him. He says mad science, and Logan comes around scanning everything with a metal detector, and then that all that's missing is a beach babe, he snaps his fingers and one comes and she's like his biggest fan ever and fangirling over him as she pulls him down onto the beach blanket and asks to take a picture with him.
This was not going to be good. He tells him there was something else but can't remember what it was, and walks away. While Carlos is working out in front of the Jennifer's they tell him their not here for him their here because they like beach houses, and then one of the Jennifer's wraps them up in caution tape around them and they tell him to keep 5 feet away at all times. Until he has his own fancy beach house.
Then Logan comes by and they wave Carlos off as Carlos then goes after Logan. He asks him how much money he could find with that thing and then they come to an agreement that Carlos would do all the digging and Logan would drink lemonade while Carlos fans him. Meanwhile the rest of the gang follow James and Jacob out to the waves while a bunch of the gang we came with watch them go surfing.
At first everything was going fine, and the rest of the gang all naturals but James was only really a beginner and he wiped out and managed to be pulled out of the water by a pretty girl in the process. I'm sure now he thinks she's a mermaid or something. Especially because when he asks for her name she tells him in dolphin noises then clears her throat and says Annie.
Inside mom and Katie finally make it to the beach house and mom says its sunblock time and all the teens scream and scatter running away. Upstairs. G-D I can't here myself think, did I just hear my mom say something about sunblock?! Uh oh! What's wrong you sprayed yourself with sunblock? Jack asks me. Yeah, but mom's here she'll be trying to tag all the guys.
In the stars map Katie has she says Russel Brand lives next door and wants to get him to be her first person to sign her management contract. Promise me you won't break any harassment laws? Mom asks her. I won't if you won't. Ah, Ms. Knight. Carlisle and Esme greet her. How are you? Hello Mr. and Mrs. Cullen I'm looking for my kiddos to make them put on their sunblock. They both just chuckle. Well, I'm sure the other 4 are all outside and your other is upstairs with my gang minus Jacob. He's also outside. He and James are out conquering the waves.
Thanks for the tip. BTW you all look mighty pale, I hope you're all wearing your own sunblock as well. Of course Ms. Knight. Good luck. I'm sure you'll need it. Thanks well bye now. Meanwhile on the beach the two boys had found a giant hook that belonged to patchy the pirate. And when they found him he said he had a map to his family's buried treasure.
He told them it was too big for one person's adventure alone but said goodbye as Carlos and Logan chased after him. Meanwhile crazy fangirl was still taking selfies with my brother. Sandy tells him that where Carlos, James and Logan are ok that when he sings its like he's singing to her that Boyfriend was her favorite song and that it was playing in her head right now. And then there's your sister, she's so pretty and she's got good vocals too. Great, uh did you know that she actually wrote all our bands songs? Really? He smiles and nods. But, hey listen, I need to go back up to house to grab some things how about you go find her.
Oh, ok when he tries to leave he turns around and she's there again saying she put her contact info in his phone and wants him to call her, then mom shows up trying to squirt sunscreen all over him, but then he manages to get away and she assures him that he can run but he can't hide. He runs away from her up the stairs, but the at the top of the stairs Sandy is there and she says she broke up with her boyfriend so that she could go out with him, then jumps on him wrapping her legs around him and kissing him. This is a problem.
But then she shows him that she updated his profile to show that she was his new girlfriend and then Jo calls and she's upset with him, but he tells her that she's not, and then she takes the phone from him and ends her call and when he asks for it back so that he can straighten things out with Jo she tosses his phone into the pool behind her. And when he runs off he runs into the house where James and Logan are with Patchy going over his map, and I suddenly hear.... Kendall come back I love you!
Oh no I face palm. I'm not getting involved, but I know I'll be dragged into this. But, he can fight her off himself for a bit, but this is not going to end well. Meanwhile Patchy proceeds to tell the boys all about the treasure. Hey guys what's up? Charlie and I ask them coming into the kitchen. We're looking for buried treasure, but this map is in some weird language and no one can read it. Me, Charlie, Logan: It's upside down. Then we look the map over with them and see that it has a clue on it. Oh a riddle we're good at those we'll help you.
As they follow Patchy they see Annie talking with James and then run off again. And she is not helping his mermaid theory considering she tells him that she more or less grew up in the water to be such a strong swimmer to be able to pull him up from shore. And that she likes clams raw. James asks to be excused and runs into Cam, and brings her back inside the house so that he can talk to her about what's happening.
And she wasn't helping either because he tells him that she saw a movie where they were proving some theory that mermaids were real. I happened to come downstairs and overheard, at least I'm not the only one that believes in that stuff, and for good reason I casually tell her sipping my own lemonade. Where did you get that? Ken passed it off to me one of the times he was running from the new girl chasing him.
We tell him that if he wanted to prove it first he'd have to get her wet that on land mermaids have legs and off they have tails and avoid getting wet. And before we can leave.... Which of the Farrah's are you? Yours. Hi mom. Hi sweetie, hello James. Before he can get any sunblock he plays some music and calls dance party and the 3 of us run away as the room gets crowded again.
Meanwhile at Russel's he was trying to set up for a party and was upset with the guy on the phone that he none of his stuff and Katie tried to talk him into getting his signature on her contract but got sent away promising to be back later. Meanwhile again, G&K were in a mysterious black van and wanting to turn our best beach day into the worst beach day with gas bombs or whatever inside the house but Kelly wanted to ditch the plan and go to the beach.
They hoped that remembering the smell would make us not want to come back again. And they went out the back door to put their plan in action. But, that failed because once the door slammed shut the gas bomb spray things went off all over Gustavo, and it made it worse because he was locked in and Kelly couldn't get it unlocked and told him to unlock the door but he couldn't see the door to unlock it.
And while Ken was hiding from Sandy he pulled the Jennifer's into his hiding spot to convince them to help him with his problem since he brought them to the beach house in the first place. She ran right past where the 4 of us where looking for the treasure. But all he found was a whoopy cushion with our next clue. And they decided it wasn't a map after all just a hunt for it. This is fun even if there ends up to not really be any treasure, its something we don't get to do every day.
Meanwhile Kendall was putting his plan in action that basically they told Sandy that she had to get used to the idea that Kendall was Rockstar and that he can't be tied down with just one girl that he's gonna be seen with lots of girls. Why don't you go bother my sister. Me: You do that and I swear Ken I'll put you in the chair when we get back! ;) Love you <3 on second thought....
She thought Ken was doing this to make her jealous but that she wasn't the jealous type but it sure sounded like Jo was she called one of them and was even more mad now that he had all them on their beach blanket and when he tried to explain she took her phone and threw it into the water too as the call ended. Again not good.
He ran off and hid in the trash as she ran by, and James was trying to prove Annie was mermaid and the 4 of us were still looking for treasure
