Kelly make sure the dogs and my cat are on time for our very important meeting. Gustavo was saying. Hi I (outfit 66) greet him. We're here Kendall and the other boys say all dressed in their hockey gear. And we're right on time they all say in sync. As Jason joins me at my side. Did you listen to a word I said? I ask him. They got me my own jersey. You're helpless. But that's kind of how I feel like Jack would react if he were here. And then my phone rang. Speak of the devil and he will call. They got me my own jersey Snowflake. He says with glee like a happy school boy. I feel complete. You're no help. I roll my eyes. And neither is he. I gesture to him holding his own jersey. You were supposed to help me get them here on time. And I did. You know that's not what I meant I wag my finger at him. But I match now. I feel complete. He's the goth of you Jack. Wow you really are best friends. You two are too cute for words. Farrah you have one too you know. Kendall reminds me. Well yeah but I have no idea where it is. I sheepishly admit.
BTR on time?! Kelly asked. They've never done that before. She exclaims. Well it's amazing what you can get done when you've sworn off dating girls. They agree. Gustavo was very surprised at hearing this as my mouth dropped open with shock as well. Well they just end up moving to New Zealand on you. Kendall states. And then you're on again off again. It's exhausting Logan complains. And since James has sworn off his fickle dating habits he's convinced his IQ has gone up 20 points. Go ahead ask me anything. Oh boy I thought to myself. With the time we save not chasing girls we've increased our hockey playing by 79% Carlos admits. And Farrah is actually really good at it herself. One of the best. And they would let her play if it weren't an all boys team. Which is why she dominates with us. When she decides she's playing. But that also meant they had also decreased their showering by 98% Ew I exclaim. Tell me about it. I fan my face. There's 4 of you and one of me. When they cheer Kelly tells them to increase their showering.
They look slightly surprised and a little sheepish when she tells them this. Yes please and if you don't there will be consequences. Yep it's official the BTR boys are never going on a date ever again. Kendall exclaims. So what's the big news? We ask Gustavo. He tells us we made the cover of Pop Tiger magazine. With their win a date with the BTR boys contest. Boys? Why not her? Uh? Jack and I remind them in sync. Right. You two never broke up because you're convinced that your relationship is stronger than that. Kendall recalls. Also I wouldn't had anyways. I wouldn't let myself be submitted to such tasks. It will all be for like publicity or something anyways or whatever. It will be like good for the band and my blog. Maybe hopefully. Even if Jack was here we would still be dating and even if we weren't we'd be spending all our time together. As if any of you would let me date anyone you didn't approve of. I say to all of them. I would agree if we weren't dating. So Jason can agree for me. You couldn't be dating a better guy in my opinion. And the boys all agree with my statement. Including Gustavo and Kelly.
They all sat on the couch reading the magazine. Carlos started. Win a date with the BTR boys?! Logan took it from him. Spend the day with the boys at the famous Palm Woods. He read. And wrap up your date with a big time party at the very studio the guys record all their hit songs. James was reading. But Gustavo we've sworn off dating! Kendall complained. Right yeah..... No you haven't! He yelled at them. Kelly told us this was a huge first step being on the magazine as she took it out of their hands. And now we had to work even harder to climb the cover. They were all very confused by this. The are 3 levels to success when it comes to being on a teen magazine. I told them and then gestured for Gustavo to take over. The entry level located at the bottom. Which is where we were currently. Like win a date with the BTR boys. What's Jordan's big secret? Then the rising high level mid magazine toward the top. With a big photo that was currently being taken over by Marcus the rapper. And finely the superstar level. Gustavo announced.
Which is currently occupied by teen vampire queen Aubrey Stewart. Another date gone terribly wrong! James reminds them as we all turn to him. So we have to wow these dates and impress the editors. So that we can climb the cover and get to the next level. But Gustavo this timing is terrible! Kendall reminded him. As if he cared. We're done with dates! They all said in sync. And then one month later (outfit 67)they were excited to go on a date. And then Gustavo told them to heel. And the editor was there to make sure everything ran smooth. She told them to be themselves have fun and make sure that their dates have the best time. I had no doubt that by being themselves would make the girls have a good time but in this case they probably were needing them to be fake. Not on my watch if I had anything to say about it. Now let's meet the winners. First up James's date. Jeanette. When he greeted her she went into fan girl mode. OMG I can't believe I get to spend the whole day with James Diamond. You don't spend the day with James Diamond you experience it he told her. And then it was Carlos's turn.
