We were working through a new song. We were in the booth, it was a song Gustavo and I had worked on together. But it wasn't like any of my other songs. This one was supposed to be about breaking up, about heart break. Something that I've never experienced personally and neither has Carlos, but I've always felt a similar gut retching painful feeling when I was picked on and bullied back at home.
He'd asked me if I'd ever felt heartbreak. Kelly then proceeded to scold him about asking me that. No, it's ok Kelly. I held a hand up to stop her. Not "heartbreak" in that same way that you're thinking but.... I know the emotion. Need my help? I hate to ask for it, but yeah if you would be so kind.... Griffin on your back about it? Is there any other reason?
Now here we were the lyrics were fine, the guys to me at least sounded off key, but Gustavo and Kelly were pleased, it probably just sounded that way since it was supposed to be about you sad topics and whatever, that is until Carlos jumped in all happy. That was a problem.
Carlos this is a song about breaking up with someone and how a girl broke your heart. Yep. So, then why are you singing so happy? Gustavo yelled. Carlos just think about the last time a girl broke your heart. Well for that o have happened, he'd had to have had a first girlfriend. The guys teased. And Farrah's never felt heartbreak, so why is it so easy for you to sing not so happy, or to write this song? Ken asked turning to me, as did the other 3 boys.
Jack is your first boyfriend. You should be happy. THAT is a twin bonding time convo, that I will not be having with you right now. Just trust me ok? Whatever. Carlos and James started fighting, Ken and Logan try to break up the fight. When G hovers his hand over the stop fight button Kelly holds up a hand, and pulls me out of the booth.
It's about to get really loud and high pitched in there. She whispers to me. As he then proceeds to hit the stop fighting button, making all the other drop to the floor in pain covering their ears. Well fight stopped. In the meantime with the stop fighting button working.... Farrah and I will work on the song, I will record you dogs all separately. In the meantime.... He pushes the eject button and they're going, going gone.
So, now the guys went to go take Carlos to help him find a girlfriend out a the pool, while Ken was waiting in the lobby for Jo about some kind of date, and I was in the recording studio working on the song with G & K. Carlos pointed out one girl, Marcy, but Cam said she had anger issues. It was a good thing Cam was there otherwise this could be a bigger disaster than it was probably gonna end up being anyways.
Then he pointed out a palm tree, and James said she was his. And Carlos was all upset cause he was desperate. But then Cam made a very specific point, that love wasn't gonna roll itself up to him with a hock stick in one hand and a corn dog in the other, and throw itself at him. And when he went to go talk to Marcy she chased him off and Cam asked Logan to help her run lines for a part in something or other but Logan said he couldn't cause he was going to the planetarium, but once James heard what the whatever was about he said he'd help her.
James said give him some time to get into character and read over the script and he'd be ready. He ran into Ken in the lobby. Who didn't even think twice about what James was going on about, as if this kind of thing happens everyday, but you can never be too sure when it comes to James. Once James left Jo was starting to come around the corner. And with Jack. Isn't this a sight? Farrah not with you Ken? Hey, only my sister can call me that. He teases.
Sorry, my scene ran late. That's fine, because I got us him and her smoothies. But, the pink one's mine. He said handing her the blue smoothie. She rolled her eyes and started to take it, but then her phone went off. They were calling her back and the two of them were upset, but to Ken it was no big deal. That she should just what she's gotta do. But this means I'm free for lunch.
Picnic in the park? Yeah, we'll make it a double date. Yeah, if she's allowed to get away. She and Gustavo are working on a song. Oh, Jack? Yeah? Are you going with Jo? Nah, you go on a head one of our couples should get to spend time together at least. And we'll all meet back up for lunch. Why? I got her, her own smoothie. That was nice of you. Well I'm gonna head out and go see her. Bye Jo, bye Kendall. Both: Bye Jack. Bye Kendall, Jo says with a sad smile. Bye he waves back after her.
But Katie and Bitter's were watching and they thought something bad was going down. Bitter's thought something bad was going down, but Katie was agreeing with Ken that they had just made another date. Don't ya'll have anything better to do? Cable's down till tomorrow, but watching your guy's relationships is entertaining. One twin's relationship spiraling down hill while the other surly looks like as of right now that what could possibly go wrong.
Hey, no! Don't say that! Pick on me and Jo fine, but leave my sister out of it. Yeah, we don't want to cross that line. Katie says shaking her head. Whatever, entertainment is entertainment. Bitter's shrugs. At the studio. Surprise! Hey Jack, I turn to him after he leans his head over me and kisses my forehead. I get up from my spot and hug him kissing his cheek.
Ooh let me guess Strawberry Blueberry blast? You haven't even tasted it yet? He playfully teases. It's a gift from my T. What else could it be? Almost like he read my mind, but decided to let you be romantic by letting you come give it to me. Let me guess Jo had to bounce? Can you feel each other's emotions too? Sometimes, but no this time he texted me. Yeah, but we're gonna go have a double date picnic for lunch later.
You two are so cute. Kelly coos at us. Yeah, but he's a distraction I tease. If you're gonna be here you have to keep your mouth shut. I chuckle nudging him. He holds his hands up in mock defense. Thatta girl. Her I like Gustavo admits. Come on cat let's keep working. Dog, you sit stay, and hush. Gustavo tells Jack. Sure thing. I like him, Gustavo admits again. Can we switch him out for one of them? He asks? Both: No! Kelly and I tell him. Ok, ok can't blame me for trying.
Besides I can't sing. Can't or don't? Yes. Jack admits sitting down on the couch. I think the real question is one of those or won't? I point out. I can't, I don't and I won't. He shrugs. There happy? Both: No. Gustavo and I tell him. As we turn to get back to work. Meanwhile, with lucky helmet on by the pool, Carlos is thinking about what Cam said earlier. And he was talking to a palm tree desperate for a girlfriend and then it happened a very specific thing that Cam said wouldn't happen and then it did.
This girl that had fallen out of nowhere that had a corn dog in one hand and playing roller hockey with a red lucky helmet on her head came falling onto of Carlos and no matter what he said she agreed. Oh and this brilliant angel's name is Sasha. Considering the circumstances I think something fishy is going on here.
And inside 2J Cam and Carlos were going over the audition as planed. And by the end of the scene because it actually tells them to, they kiss. Scene and acting good. Kissing part not so much. I mean the kiss was great, but the kiss was NOT great! Logan was gonna be crushed. Well he would be after the real kiss that they shared that the second one wasn't in the script. And after that they were freaking out.
Logan came in and everyone was screaming. Both of them found an excuse to leave the room. At the studio my watch went off. It's time for our picnic double date lunch. You go have something to eat I'll call you if I need you. Want us to pick you guys up something to eat while we're away? I ask. No, I can't let you kids spend money on us. We'll be fine. If you're sure. But you should have something to eat too while we're gone.
Yeah, yeah food's important. Go on. Meanwhile Ken went to go set up the picnic lunch and was waiting for the rest of us to show up. But then Jo called him to tell him that she couldn't make it and that the show was going really good and that her boss wants her to go do interviews, and that she'd be back as soon as she could.
And after some negative comments from the peanut gallery Ken offered Bitter's and Katie to come join him. BTW Farrah and Jack are gonna come join me too, so its not going all the way to waste. Hey Ken here we are. Thanks BTW that smoothie was.... He looks up at me with a sad smile on his face. I scoot over and wrap my arms around him. I'm sorry Ken. I said rubbing his back.
Hey it's ok little sister, at least someone's enjoying themselves. He smirks ruffling my hair. Yeah, yeah I love you too big brother. You know.... Yeah I know, but you started it. I pointed out. Sorry. Doesn't matter. I shrug rubbing up against him. He rests his head on my own. Sorry it didn't work out, the set up looks great, and so is the food. Thanks he says with a sad smile. It will be ok Ken, you'll see.
But then we turn out heads to see Carlos happily running in slow motion. And then Sasha running in from the other side both holding corn dogs in their hands. As they run into each other's arms. And then there was a montage of them sitting in the fountain splashing each other and going shopping for matching T-shirts playing hockey in the apartment, going to the dentist to get their teeth fixed, turning harmless splashing into water wrestling and then feeding each other corn dogs.
But with everything going so perfect, and seeing sweet little Carlos so happy, I knew something had to be up. And I hate when I'm right Gustavo was up above watching everything play out. Something about a plan going perfectly well. But his plan was to get Carlos together with a girlfriend and get her to break his heart so that he could sing the song better. And Kelly heard what he said and came to scold him. I'd excused myself from the picnic and looked up at the right angel to see someone looking down at them, and could read his lips.
Kelly ran over to look out the window. I looked to where I saw Kelly looking and looked up in his direction with a pissed off look on my face, as I ran up to where they were at. And Kelly was right about everything that she hopped she wouldn't be. That he'd gone to hire a girl for Carlos to fall in love with just so she could break his heart so that he could sing the break up song perfectly.
Is that wrong?! He asked. Me: If you break his heart I WILL break you! Kelly gave a look that matched my text message. Carlos is like a brother to I've known these boys my whole life. If Carlos gets hurt because of this Gustavo will be answering to me and they've all seen me play "bad boy." And meanwhile Logan was out by the pool, and James and Cam were trying to come up with a gentle way of telling Logan that James and Cam kissed without ripping apart his heart.
She asked him to tell him, and then when he said no she started fake crying in perfection until he agreed to go out there and try to do that. And that's when Bitter's and Katie showed up to watch our relationships all fall to pieces again. Bitter's had just overheard the whole thing. And Katie was coming in to get the 411 on what she had just missed. But before James could say anything Logan started spinning facts about Venus and Earth and brother planets and best friends and whatever and James felt guilty.
But when James tried to break it down for him slowly after that whole best friend bomb that just exploded up in James face, he said there was something that he really had to tell him something bad and upsetting and not to get upset. And Logan was all like tell me anything you want cause we're best friends. But instead he said that he used his toothbrush. And Logan got mad.
And back at RR Kelly got out a bat and an award Gustavo had won, with me next to her. That if he broke sweet Carlos's heart I would break him and she would break his awards. And when the whole oh you're funny you wouldn't dare thing came into play she got swinging. Showing that we really met business. And then Carlos and Sasha came around the corner. He was so happy.
He wanted to introduce us to his new girlfriend Sasha. But when Sasha tried to break it off. Kelly showed him the bat and the trophy. But Gustavo made an excuse for Carlos to go get her a drink from the pantry. Oh and Carlos be brother and get me some water would you please? No problem sis. Yeah, that's such a me and the guys thing. They're my bros makes me sis.
New plan, don't break up with him and you don't break me and you don't break that he says taking the trophy from Kelly's hands. Well if you don't want me to break up with him? What do you want me to do? They turned to Kelly. She said don't look at her. Then turned to me. I had my thinking face on.
Meanwhile.... Jo and Ken were trying to get together on another date again and Jack was looking for me wondering where I'd gone off to. This time they were trying to have a pool date, but then a phone rang again. And Ken threw everything down and Jo walked off back inside and Bitters and Katie were eating popcorn. Hey, you guys have been watching this all fold out do you know where MY girlfriend is?
I think she went back to the studio. Katie said shooing him away. Well have fun doing whatever you're all doing. He shrugged coming after me. And outside Cam was feeling bad about what happened but when Logan only that they were talking about a toothbrush she got all defensive after she thought he was gonna dump her and then cam clean about kissing James.
Something he didn't know about. When James popped up and Logan looked like he was gonna punch him he decided it just wasn't worth it. And walked off in disappointment. And at the studio Carlos kept bringing us drinks, Kelly kept pouring hers into the plant, I kept drinking my water cause you know water is good for you and stuff. And while Carlos was away, Gustavo thought it was simple to just not break up with him.
But she made a good point she couldn't just keep pretending to be his fake perfect girlfriend her whole life, but Gustavo didn't seem to have a problem with that. But Gustavo she has a point I mean if she doesn't like him why keep wasting either of their time Carlos deserves a real girlfriend. So why don't you go out with him? Cause I have my own sweetheart boyfriend and I love Carlos but as my brother. I've known him since like pretty much birth just like the other guys. They're family to me.
Here you go my two favorite girls in the world. Oh Carlos you're sweet. But, we're just really dehydrated, could you go get us some more. That wasn't a lie I probably don't drink enough water as I should. I'll BRB I gotta pee. Water will do that to you.... Anyways, say why don't we get Carlos to break up with her instead? That would be great but how are we gonna do that? Carlos is really in love with me. He already wrote me a 7 page love poem..... I held my hand to my heart.... A bouquet of corn dogs and a coupon book for Carlos hugs.
Aside from my brother Carlos does give the very best hugs. I admit. IDK it's a tie between Carlos, Ken, and Jack. Just be the worst girlfriend ever! Be bossy, spend all his money on shoes hate all his guy friends and cry about all and everything. Ok, and if that doesn't work? I'd say you could get into a fight with her and pretend like you hate each other but.... But how can anyone hate Farrah? She's a sweetheart. Kelly continued pulling me into hug me. And correction its you.
And again if that stuff doesn't work? Be disgusting. Kelly whispered. Yeah Gustavo mouthed. This was gonna be a long afternoon. If it lasted that long. When he came back, he handed me my water and her, her fruit water. She smacked it out of his hand yelling about how she was sick of fruit water and wanted him to go buy her shoes. Carlos said ok and didn't complain. And when he was still being nice she pulled him by his hoodie and dragged him along to go shoe shopping. They were gonna shop till Carlos drops.
The limit was two hours tops that they thought he would survive that and that they'd come back and be "broken up." And out in the lobby Ken was all sad. Jo apologized for the 4 billionth time and they were at a wrap for the day, but this time it was Ken's phone that had interrupted them. But they were still one to three. As he walked off.
Bitter's and Katie were acting like they were out at the movies and James and Logan were in 2J. Logan was upset, and James was trying to apologize. But when James tried to ask what he could do to make it up to him and get back to being his friend again Logan didn't know because he'd never been cheated on before, James explanation was that where it was true that they got caught up in the acting in the scene it still wasn't a good excuse.
James suggested he break his lucky comb to even the score. That way they'd both be heartbroken, but before anything could continue Katie and Bitter's barraged in to sit down and watch to see what would happen next. They said they would prefer if James and Logan dueled in battle for Cam's heart. They said they would duel tomorrow at 11. And weren't sure what to duel with since there couldn't be any blood.
At the studio we thought Carlos would've gone and dumped Sasha but they came back with Carlos carrying all her many boxes of shoes and the rest of us wondering what went wrong. What they did wrong was underestimate the power of the sweetheart that is Carlos. It backfired.
Turns out they came back so that Carlos could put down her shoes and then go back out and buy her more cause now it turns out he loves shoe shopping. While you're out, could you pick up my dry cleaning, I need my clothes back for our music videos. Sure thing. Shopping is fun I'll even go pick you out a pretty little dress too for our next music video. Shopping for my two ladies. This is fun. Oh, but Carlos. I called after him.... I face palmed. I just needed him to pick up the dry cleaning, not get more clothes. I pointed out. He's in a great mood might as well use it.
Just to be clear he'd probably do it anyways the guys love me I've got them wrapped around my little finger. Great quality for a sweet "little" sister to have. Aw, but you are sweet. Kelly says hugging me. But then Sasha started turning on the water works. When he tried to comfort her she said she didn't know why she was crying she just cries all the time for no reason.
But Carlos was all like.... That's ok, that just goes to show how much you care. He said sweetly. I couldn't help it I put a hand to my heart, while G&K dropped their jaws. Then Ken showed up and Gustavo told him his session was cancelled and showed Sasha that Ken was Carlos's friend. And she pretended that she hated his friends. But then Carlos said that she liked me just fine.
You're guy friends, I hate them! She growled. I want you to spend all of your time with me. She said throwing her hands around him. And I will! Carlos told her. Until you see what nice people they are. He said stroking her hair. She was running out of ideas and that's when they motioned for her to be disgusting, and then made herself squeeze out a fart.
But he blamed it on him. Excused himself and said he wanted to go get more shoes and G&K were shocked. And I'll be back with your clothes too while I'm at it. He said ruffling my hair. But Carlos.... He took Sasha to go get more shoes and Kelly said he was so sweet and that Sasha was gonna win best actress some day.
But by the time Ken got back to the Palm Woods Jo had to go to another interview since he was at RR. And her driver was waiting for her. I'm sorry Kendall but I have to focus on my show and you on your music frankly IDK how Farrah and Jack do it and if it weren't for the fact that Jack isn't doing anything for himself they wouldn't be able to either. I'm sorry but I've got to go. She said going to her driver.
And Katie and Bitter's were wondering what was gonna happen next and Ken said that with no time for a relationship it sounded like they were just gonna have to end it altogether. But then Katie brought up a very good point, that even though they were gonna be busy doing their own thing.... What was worse only seeing each other a min at a time or not at all? Now that Ken and Jo's relationship was back on track Bitter's and Katie were off to Logan and James's duel.
Since they couldn't draw blood they could draw spit, they were having a spit ball dart duel. That's right you heard me.
But they're friendship also ended on a good note, they couldn't hurt each other because they're best friends and also didn't have anymore spit left.
After that whole chaos, G&K went to go find Carlos. And make Gustavo tell Carlos the truth about Sasha. Carlos started to feel heartbroken, but then Sasha came clean that it wasn't true that it started off that way yes, however, when she was being so awful to him he was nothing but sweet to her and that she wanted to start over and make it up to him, and try again for real this time. Yeah, he's very sweet. I said agreeing with her, coming up behind him wrapping my arms around his neck, and kissing the top of his head.
He's the sweetest of my brothers. And we all love him to pieces. Thanks sis, love you too. He pats my arms and I release. He'd gone and set up a lunch date for them. All corn dogs of course though. But I wouldn't expect anything more out of him. Oh BTW I picked up your clothes. Please tell me you didn't really buy me a dress though? Nope, I know you Farrah, you'd hate that. I did buy you a new outfit for our next music video though.
How much sweeter can he get? Well come on Kelly Farrah, let's get to work. On what? A new song. Can I help? Of course you can Jackson. I said caressing his cheek and kissing his lips. Let's get going shall we? You two are too cute. Kelly coos. In 2J Logan was forgiving Cam, but still wanted to break up with her.
He said that math wise he used a different word but it would take me forever to spell.... Anyways that all first romances end in 96% break up and that her kissing James just means they can get theirs out of the way now. Logan said yes he'd be sad about that, but he was gonna mask his pain by in other words getting a haircut, going to the gym and giving himself what I would say is a strange nickname.
Cam asked him if they could still be friends, and they shook on it, then they hugged, as they agreed to be just friends. But then they kissed. But it was hard to say if they were back together or not. So, to Bitter's and Katie it was an off again on again relationship, those kinds of relationships can be tricky.
And Ken and Jo were having their one min date. Picnic, frisbee, he drew a quick "drawing" of her with a flower, had a quick dance party, they kissed and then left to go run off to do their other things they were being called in for. And now with everyone all happy in love and the breakup song not going well the 4 of us, aka myself with the words and Jack as my inspiration and Gustavo writing the rest of it and Kelly for moral support we got the band into the studio to get the song rolling.
But James complained that he wasn't anyone's boyfriend and Gustavo complained not to start, and just sing. James rolled his eyes. We started, he hit the music video button and now the scene changes as does my outfit (outfit 38)
and when it was all over, the other guys asked me about my outfit and how it changed and where I got it, and Sasha admitted she didn't like hockey or corn dogs, and also Carlos couldn't believe she was acting the whole time, she also admitted that she hates shoe shopping, doesn't cry all the time and tries not to be disgusting. And after the fact that she said she didn't like corn dogs suddenly that's the part that made him want to break up with her.
But hey if she wanted hi to break up with her so bad she should've led with that. Either way, Carlos's heart isn't broken, the girl is left confused, we have a great song and great music video, Ken and Jo had an awesome date, as did myself and Jack Logan and Cam were supposed to be "just friends" and James ended up with a plant and a pretty mystery girl.
