Cas was suddenly scared Luci had gone off, and typed the first thing coming to his mind.
Castiel: Do you have a girlfriend by now, Luci? Or maybe a boyfriend?
He just desperately wanted this conversation to keep going. Lucifer was still on, but the message didn't turn "read" instantly – Lucifer had already gone off the chat. But for Cas, he came back.
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: is it bad if I say I choked
Castiel: Is it that bad?
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: It's worse than hell.
Castiel: Well, YOU would know.
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: I'm Literal Satan, okay? I know stuff.
Castiel: Alright, didn't say differently. I'm interpreting your instant defense as a sign it's complicated?
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: Brother, lemme tell you: It's ALWAYS complicated.
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: You can note down these things, Cassie: Life is shit, Love is complicated and Studying is hard.
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: No, better. Life is shit, Love is shittier, and Studying is malignant constipation
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: NO WAIT I have it better: Life sometimes sucks, Love always does. And studying just stinks.
Castiel: *applauses* I greet you of this very well written rant of philosophic lines.
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: I know, I know, I'm a genius. Please, more *does the bitch-hair-flick*
Castiel: You deserve all the credit.
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: YES! BOW TO ME BITCHES
Castiel: I will not bow to people like you.
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: There are no people like me!
Castiel: There are always people like you.
Meg decided to mix in after probably having read a lot of random Cas-Luci-chat-conversation.
Meg: Are you quoting fucking Loki here
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: Don't you dare insult my baby!!
Castiel: Literal Satan is better than Loki
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: You can call me God.
Castiel: Where did you steal that from?
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: A show. It's a good show. If I come visit we gotta watch it together. It'll have you addicted.
Meg: You do realize this ain't a private chat but our CAER-Group?
Arthur: I doubt they do. They've been just talking for ten minutes to each other not caring this is public
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: it's not really public only CAER-Club members I allowed to come in are here
Tessa: @ArthurKetch right and it's getting annoying
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Moving On (Destiel)
FanficWho is that guy that suddenly appears at Castiel's school, who the bullies are afraid of and who seems to know details about him that Cas can't remember to have ever told someone? The guy who takes such a high interest in him like nobody before, but...
