HP Oneshots, headcannons, and Incorrect Quotes

Incorrect Quotes 1

Sirius: * standing by the doorframe debating something*

James: * confused* Padfoot, are you going to come in or not.

Sirius: I'm not coming in, I'm coming out.

James: * confusion intensifies*

Sirius: I'm bi

James:

James: wait do you have feelings for someone as well

Sirius: yeah..?

James: * yells* Wormtail, I owe you 5 galleons.

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Peter: Why does no one ask me out?

James: gee I wonder why.

Remus:

Sirius:

Peter:

Sirius: Yk that's kind of low Prongs.

Remus: * shakes head at James* shame on ye

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James: * yells to Sirius* COME OVER HERE PADFOOT!

Sirius: * yells back* WHY SHOULD I

James: * yells* ITS ABOUT MOONY-

Sirius: * runs over* ight what is it-

James: ... * sniff* you didn't run that fast when Wormtail said it was about me...

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James: * throws rocks at Sirius's window*

Sirius: * opens it* WHAT THE HELL PRONGS-

James: * holds up a music player and plays Wolfstar by The Whomping Willows*

Sirius: ... Prongs-

Remus: * in the background* what the heck is that noise * walks over to the window*

James: SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU AND LISTEN TO THE SONG-

Sirius: Why couldn't you've done this in the dorm Prongs.

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Slughorn: We all smell something different when making Amortentia. We smell what we are attracted to the most. I smell flowers and feathers. Now, would anyone like to smell the potion and tell the class what they smell?

James: Yeah Remus volunteers

Remus: wait wut-

Slughorn: Great come forward Mr. Lupin

Remus: * steps forward and smells the potion then goes bright red*

Slughorn: What do you smell?

Remus: * mumbles* wet... wet dog fur and smoke...

Slughorn: That's... interesting, ok who's next?

Remus: * goes all the way to the back of the line*

Sirius: * smirks*

Slughorn: How about you, Sirius?

Sirius: * blushes a bit* yeah actually I feel a little congested so..

James: * cough* chicken * cough*

Sirius: finee I'll do it * steps forward and just freezes*

Slughorn: ... Mr. Black?

James: SIRIUS, WHAT DO YOU SmELL

Sirius: ... * cough* chocolate, cinnamon, old books, and a sort of forest kind of smell...