HP Oneshots, headcannons, and Incorrect Quotes

Incorrect quotes part ???

Fred: yk I had an amazing dream where I was kissing y-

Millian: * raises eyebrow*

Fred; ... your mom-

George: that's not a good save bud-

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James: where Tf did Moony go?

Sirius: hold up I got this * clears throat*

Sirius: SIRIUS BLACK IS AN AVERAGE LOOKING IDIOT

James:

Sirius:

James:

James: I don't think it worked.

Remus: * from a distance* honestly it's not wrong

Sirius: HEY >:(

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Lily: OhHhH NeBuLa

Nebula: what

Lily: let's just say hypothetically someone in Slytherin that people don't really like especially James, Remus, Peter, and Sirius were to ask you out

Lily: what would you say?

Nebula:

Nebula: wait severus is thinking about asking me out-

Lily: ITS A HYPOTHETICAL-

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Draco: this class is stupid the teacher is stupid everyone is stupid.

Harry: yeah everyone is. Especially you.

Ron: * high fives harry*

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Fred: say, George, what if I-

George: yes do it magnificent idea

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Obsidian; Draco, dear boy, come here.

Draco: ... tf why-

Obsidian; I need to show you how to properly beat up someone with you as the example

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Hagrid: an' for you, Millian, i trust you with these lil' 'uns

Millian: * holding the Niffler, amazed* you trust me? That's a first.

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McGonagall: yk, if anyone were to bully you for being gay, come to me and I'll beat them up.

Remus: that's nice but I'm not gay.

McGonagall: denial is a river in Egypt-

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George: * watching Millian and Fred from afar* dear god she fell in love with him.

George: didn't she see the warning signs?!

Ron:

Ron: can we go home now

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Ron: never trust a ginger

Harry:

Harry: Ron

Ron: yes?

Harry: you're a ginger

Ron: * gasp*

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Obsidian: it's almost pride month!

Draco: it's also almost my birthday.

Obsidian: wait you were born in pride month?

Obsidian: that explains so much.

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