A/N: so like I want to do some wedding headcannons but who's wedding should I do tho. Btw request are open
* severus and Nebula are studying together*
Nebula: sometimes I wish I was Lily.
Severus: * looks up at Nebula* why so you could date James?
Nebula: no. I would never date James even if he were the last person on Earth.
Severus: * confusion intensified* then why did you say you wished you were Lily?
Nebula: I see the way your eyes light up when she walks by. I wish you looked at me the same way
Severus: ... what-
Nebula: what?
~~
James: ok I'm sorry but who the hell is Nebula?
Sirius: you don't know Nebula?
James: and you do?
Sirius: remus introduced me to her. She's rather nice
James: bloody hell is she the girl that hangs out with Snivilus?
Sirius: yeah-
James: SHES A FUcKING TRAITOR
Remus: and you want to know the worse part? She actually has feelings for him
James: * brain exe has stopped working*
~~
James: hey Sirius, would you like to be Harry's godfather?
Sirius: don't you mean... dogfather?
James:
Lily:
James; * turns to Remus* hey Remus would you like to be-
Sirius: WAIT NO >:(
Lily: let him finish
James: would you like to be the godmother
Remus: * closes book and just leaves the room*
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Sirius: MOONY YOUR A WEREWOLF?!
Remus: * gasp* a what?!
Sirius: A WEREWOLF, MOONY, A WEREWOLF!
James: * takes notes*
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Peter: bruh why am I a rat?
Sirius: maybe it can see the future?
James: Sirius no one believes your theory of Peter betraying all of us
~~
Nebula: hey guys
James: wait are you nebula?
Nebula: ... yeah?
James: YOUR THE ONE THATS FRIENDS WITH SEVERUS-
Remus: James calm down-
James: WHAT ELSE ARE YOU ALSO A HALF BLOOD LIKE HIM TOO?!
Nebula: ... I'm a little scared to answer that question-
Remus: can I tell him?
Nebula: * nods head*
Remus: James she's a half blood like me-
James: oh she'll wish she was never born...
Nebula: jokes on you I already wish I was never born
Severus: * standing beside Nebula* lol same
Remus: NEBULA- SEVERUS- YOU TWO AREN'T HELPING-
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James: if you hate yourself and you know it clap your hands
Sirius: * claps hands*
Remus: * claps hands*
Peter: * claps hands*
James: * can't decide who to hug first* ok guys-
~~
James: * slams table* ALRIGHT WHO DID IT?!?
Remus: ... did what?
James: WHO ATE MY CHEETOS
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HP Oneshots, headcannons, and Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionSo enjoy. Mix between Remus and Sirius's Hogwarts years and their child's years and Harry's years
