HP Oneshots, headcannons, and Incorrect Quotes

Incorrect Quotes 2

* remus stubs his toe and swears*

Sirius: You're not a swear-wolf

Remus: I am a-were

Sirius: * turns to James and Peter* is he being Sirius rn?

Peter: I'm not gonna be the rat ask James

James: I don't want to ruin the deer relationship you two have so...

Lily: this game doe

Frank: frankly, it gets annoying after a while.

Severus: * listening to this* don't worry I'm not snape-ing around.

Alice:

Alice: AlIcE

Everyone:

Sirius: nice

———

Nebula, Sirius, Remus, James, and Peter: * playing Uno*

Peter: * places a green slip so it skips Nebula*

Nebula: NOO YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP-

Sirius: Checkmate * lays down a green 7*

Remus: YK what * lays down a draw two* go fish Prongs

James: * draws two cards* I stand

Peter:

Peter; guys we're playing Uno right-

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Millian back when she was in pre-k: * drawing a family portrait with crayons*

Teacher: oh that's lovely, but where's your mum?

Millian: wait... people have mums?

———

Ron: wait so you and Millian aren't siblings?

Harry: essentially we are cousins.

Ron: bloody hell my mum thought you two were siblings that just didn't look alike.

Harry:

Harry: idk if I should be offended-

———

Ron; How much for this?

Twins: 5 galleons

Ron; how much for me?

Twins: 5 galleons

Ron: but I'm your brother!

Twins: ... 10 galleons.

Harry: how much for Millian-

Fred: she's priceless.

Ron:

Harry:

George:

Ron, Harry, and George: what-

Fred: what?

———

Harry: yk Draco, you can be the sun in my life

Draco: wut-

Harry: start by staying several, several feet away from me.

———

Young Millian: why is my middle name Nebula?

Remus: me and your dad Sirius had a good friend back in Hogwarts...

Sirius: * laughs a bit* she was just a mystery all the time.

Remus: she was so unpredictable-

Sirius: IKR like that one time when she literally looked Snape dead in the eyes and cut a piece of her hair after he told her not to.