HP Oneshots, headcannons, and Incorrect Quotes

Mauraders Incorrect Quotes pt 2

Tw: some swears.

James: I'm so tired of sunflowers. Standing next to them makes me feel weak like " look at this tall flower it's taller than me it's winning and I'm loosing"

Remus: ... you're not going to handle the concept of trees very well...

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Random Slytherin: ... how did you get in here?

Nebula: Severus's window

Lily: I like to call it " Nebula's door"

Severus: ... I'm going to close the window.

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Peter: and now for a gay update on Remus and Sirius

James: * looking through binoculars* getting gayer, Wormtail.

Peter: thank you, prongs

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Severus; how do people know how to kiss? Like who teaches you

Nebula: well there's a class, but unfortunately it's full right now. Would you like me to tutor you?

Remus:

Remus: I'm gonna use that on Sirius that was smooth-

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Sirius: are you an F5 key because that arse is so refreshing.

Remus: are you a software update because not right now

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James: I'm not that stupid

Remus: Prongs, you are the wax off of a Babybel.

James: SIRIUS SAID IT WAS EDIBLE-

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Nebula: so tell me a little about yourself.

Severus: I'd rather not. I like talking to you

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Severus: ... nebula why are you doing this-

Nebula: same reason as last time. To get more people to care about me

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Peter: why do you think I don't like you guys? I'd kill for all of you

Peter: please ask me to kill for all of you

Remus: Wormtail that was sweet but calm down-

James: KILL SNIVILUS! DO IT I BET YOU DONT HAVE THE GUTS-

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Remus: * to the marauders* I just want to say that over the years I have come to regard you guys as... people I met and the love of my life.

Sirius: who's the love of your life?

Remus: don't worry Pads.

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James: there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly.

Nebula: James, stop holding Severus hostage,

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McGonagall; Mr. Potter can you partner up with Ms. Morningstone due to Mr. Snape's absence?

James; yk I would but I just don't want to.

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Lily: A butterfly! Hey, little guy, gal or nonbinary pal!

Sirius: Can a butterfly be nonbinary?

Lily: I mean, maybe? I don't judge.

James, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagine having butterfly wings? Then-