Streams ~ Jujutsu Kaisen

AUTHOR'S NOTE

A/N:
Look, I can't be bothered. I've completed the story, but I'm still only gonna post next Sunday.
Instead, I'm gonna say stuff about you based on your kins
(I'm also calling myself out FUN)

Yūji (Pre Shibuya Arc): How's hiding your emotions going? Yeah? Y'know, with the smile and everything? Yeahhhh. Talk to people, it doesn't hurt them. You need to stop cuffing your jeans.

Megumi: you're hot (/hj). You never wanna seem selfish so you never do anything for yourself. You're probably the burnt out gifted kid who used to get straight A's and now you're not straight 🏳️‍🌈. You pretend you don't care about your friends but would die for them.

Nobara: You probably platonically flirt with the best friend you have a massive crush on. No need to be in the closet bestie, everyone already knows you like the same sex. You show your affection by sharing things you brought.

Maki: You get ALL the bitches. Same with Nobara kinnies, come out already. You're probably the gym queer with abs <3. Girlboss, tbh.

Inumaki: Secretly judging people is your thing. You're the type of "fuck off" introvert. You're the "quiet kid" who can talk, it'll just be offensive. Either this, or you're a Simp who thinks they're kinning.

Panda: Probably some sort of Martial Arts professional. Or a furry. Maybe both. You're that token ✨ straight ✨ friend. You're often mistaken for a body guard. You're really tall and buff or short and won't hesitate to put someone in their place.

Yūta: You had a glow-up in or before high school. Probably owns his sword, brought it from Amazon. You keep the JJK 0 manga on display in your room somewhere. Used to be stereotypical quiet kid, but then the glow-up happened 😍

Rika: I know nothing about you. You like romance Animes? Like Your Name, or Your lie in April. Obsessed over that ONE person. You like other people's happiness, not yours :). Probably ✨ token straight ✨ like Panda Kinnies again.

Gojō: Your ego is bigger than the fucking tallest building in the world. You probably cosplay (or want to cosplay) him. You probably say "Yowai Mo" at ANY time and it's really high pitch and annoying.
Either that or how's that childhood trauma going? Still using humor as a coping mechanism?

Nanamin: again, hot (/hj). You low-key have depression. You're anti social but there's that 😍 one person/thing 🥰 that keeps you going.

Yaga: you're a dad. no, i'm not elaborating.

Riko: Human version of that song Numb Little Bug. I don't blame you. You never take anything seriously until the deadline/last minute.

Getō (Gojō's Past Arc): You think you need to hear: "I'm here for you" when in reality it's: "It's not your fault." Also, how's that gay awakening bc of your best friend going?

Ijichi: tired mom friend of the Group. Either besties or crushing on Shoko kinnies.

Shoko: hot lesbian aunt trope personification. Again, I will not be elaborating.

Utahime: I love you (/hj). Fashionable and hard working. We stan a beautiful queen. If you insult her, be ready to catch these hands 🤼‍♂️

Mai: Your family hates you huh? Gifted kid burnt out. Feels pressure to be perfect but the bar is in motherfuvking space. Outta the milkyway.

Momo: How's the crushing going? Defending people is the only thing you're good at. Maybe cosplay and make up too.

Kamo: you hide your emotions. What's emotions? You don't know!

Miwa: you're the golden retriever child. Must protect at all costs. Lovesick, probably. I wanna hug you. You call yourself nasty things but you're the complete opposite.

Mechamaru: Don't like people. Have a huge crush on someone but they're oblivious. Part of the disabled community? So you relate to his struggles?

Tōdō: very straight. Will go to a Pride event. You and your gay bestie probably fan girl over the same celeb. You adopt kids, but you're not the mom friend. Gym bros with the Maki kinnies.

Gakuganji: Yeah, nah. I don't believe you. You have long lasting grudges :)

And that's it!
I will do the Villians/Kenjaku's side next week and maybe more side characters.
Any of these accurate?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
(Yūji kinnies don't come at me, I'm one of you)