A Novel's Beast World

38. Hmm

Second update for today, May 2nd.  

The next morning went as usual. Wake up late, eat food, feed Wank, and avoid thinking of sex. Harvey left, so it was me and Shuu again. It was hard. Should I be grateful actually? Instead of worrying my ass off about babies, I'm freaking about sex. I lose or I lose.

But I actually won right? I was able to fuck a certain wolf man without overly worrying. Oh my god. I was fucking bold wasn't I. Did I level up? I must have. Damn, stop burning stupid face. This is a good thing, no a fucking great thing.

I need to think of the positives. I have an actual harem. Holy shit! I have a fucking harem! This isn't new, but still shocking. Got to move along. My men get along with each other. No green tea bitches or drama. They aren't beating the shit out of each other either. Did I actually do good?

Will it be okay if I bring Winston into the mix? Oh shit. How am I supposed to fuck tiger man? No, no thinking allowed here. That is a worry for another day. Neither Harvey or Shuu have any issue with him. If I get him on my side, I won't have to pick up extra harem members.

Qingqing survives for a long time with just three males. She only takes four total from the spoilers I read. Can I get away with four men? All her mates were strong, so she could get away with that. She also had MC plot armor. Shuu's strong, but Harvey isn't. And I'm not the MC, there is no illogical, world breaking plot armor for me.

Am I going to be okay? No, don't think about this. Positives. Awesome harem, sexy tiger coming soon, and hysterical, weird ass creatures. Okay, good.

I sipped my drink and flexed the brain cells. I thought I was cool with the stay at home life, but there's no wi-fi here. No books, games, manga, or much of anything actually. My paper is limited too. I can't just roll around on the floor and drown in all these worries. I guess I have to make my own entertainment here.

How can I do that? "Hmm. Hmmmm." I can sing until I annoy the piss out of Shuu and Harvey. That could be fun for a little while, but not long term. I need to make paper if I want to draw forever.

What about paint? I could probably paint with eel shit. I need colors though. Where does paint come from? Dye and sticky stuff? I have no idea about the second part, but I probably can find dye. Berries and eel shit stain, so something like those. Anything else? Nada. I got nothing.

What about wood carving? This place has a shit ton of trees. Shuu might not let me hold a knife or touch wood. Never know when a splinter might fly off and stab my heart. I'm surprised he lets me chop veggies, though he does try to take the knife first.

"Hmmm." Paper comes from trees. Maybe I can poke Qingqing's brain for that. The ocean is somewhere. Shells would be fun to have. Sand can be used for stuff too. Too bad merman exist. I really, really want to see one. I can hear Ariel singing somewhere in my brain. But I don't want to die. I won't be mistaken for Jean, Qin, or whatever she's called. So they'll either ignore me or drown me. I don't like betting since I usually lose.

I can maybe make wine or something. Getting drunk off my ass seems like a great way to cope here. Too bad you need yeast to make alcohol. Damn yeast, always killings my dreams.

If I can find sugar, I can make deserts. New priority: find sugar. That's definitely heading to the top of the list. I have eggs. With sugar and flour, I can make yummy shit. I could really use milk. Do they have something like a cow or goats here? I'll need to ask.

I pulled out my notebook and started writing. My forgetful ass needs help. Maybe alcohol should go back up in priority. No disinfectants here makes for limited options. Never know when it'll save a life.