BBC Ghosts one shots

Inncorrect y/n quotes

So this is a dumbass idea, literally this is pure crack

Ok y/n isn't always with the same ghost-

Eh you'll understand in a moment

These will be from vines or TikTok or tumblr or whatever I come up with.. enjoy
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Y/n: so is there a Mr captain?
Julian: are you flirting with the fuckin captain?
Y/n: he's fucking Hot!
Credit: idk the source

Julian: y/n and I are kind of like Romeo and Juliet
Kitty: aww because you're destined to be together ?
Julian:no because we're the two biggest idiots I know

Credit: @justafewincorrectquotes ( tumblr )

Y/n: I like dark humour :)
Robin: * blows the fuse * want to hear a joke?

Credit: I think it was from TikTok?

Y/n: Alison, remember water solves all your problems! Thirsty? Drink water! Too warm? Drink water! Want to lose weight? Drink water!
Julian glaring at Thomas: sick of someone? Drown them! :)

Credit: idk where it originally came from

Y/n: don't say a word.
Robin: ... fergulous
Y/n: Robin I said don't say a word
Robin: so when I use it on crossword it not a word but now it is? Hmph!

Source: psych

Y/n: ok Thomas, what do we say when we get anxious?
Thomas: ... my anxiety is chronic but my ass is iconic.
Y/n: Thomas nO
Julian: THOMAS YES

Credit: cillipikachu tumblr

Captain: y/n and I don't have pet names for one another.
Alison or pat: uh huh... what do bees make?
Captain: honey?
Y/n: yes darling?
Alison or pat: never lie to me again

Credit: I don't know? I think it was a TikTok

Y/n: Thomas and I are so close, we finish each other's-
Thomas: sentences.
Y/n: ... don't interrupt me. >:(

Credit: dorodots tumblr

Humphrey: * sees you walk in* hey, how's the most beautiful ghost doing?
Y/n: I don't know, how are you?
Humphrey: * tearing up* I'm fine thanks

Credit: I don't know sorry

Y/n who is alive: do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Captain: you're a hazard to society
Julian: and a coward, do twenty >:)

Source: TikTok idk who made it

Pat: y/n, please apologise to Thomas

Y/n: * rolling their eyes* fine, unfuck you or whatever

Source: idk

Female y/n: compliments from women just hit different

Fanny: why?  Because they come from the heart

Y/n: no Fanny, it's because I'm gay.

Source: @klshrgrvs tumblr

Y/n: * having to do exams* fuck, I wanna die

Fanny: mind your language!

Y/n: 😑 Oh TIKITY BOO I CRAVE HECKITY HECKING DEATH!

Pat: nO-

Source: idk but it was a TikTok about good omens