I haven't had any requests recently so here we are again! Enjoy!
Alternative title: Thomas and y/n being dumb as fuck
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Thomas: I have a headache
Y/n: I have a backache
Thomas: I'll rub your back?
Y/n: I'll give you head!
Thomas: what?
Y/n:whAt?
Captain: good lord
Captain: ok- can you just explain what's going on here?
Y/n: *laughing* oh I have no idea
Y/n: * whilst the haunting episode * nanananana
Julian: y/n, what the fuck are you doing?!
Y/n: it's my haunting noise!,
Captain: hush! You're gonna make us fail!
Y/n: nananana
Kitty: * giggles * nananana
Thomas: nanananana
Captain; 😑
The ghosts watching Julian's death:
Y/n: ... * pats their knees and claps * that bitch is dead! That bitch he's dead he's going to heaven!
Y/n to Thomas: when I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying
Thomas: and?
Y/n: and you are.
( pretend Mike can see ghosts too )
Y/n: in every group of friends, there's the dumb one
Everyone: * looks at Mike *
Mike: really?
Y/n: welcome to dating advice with y/n! Thomas what's your question!
Thomas: how do you tell if a girl likes you?
Y/n: SHE DOESNT!
Y/n: man it's a beautiful day outside
Thomas: not as beautiful as me
Y/n: -_- boy
Y/n: I tried to show him how to dance and then he kissed me!
Thomas: he kissed you?! THAT WAZZOCK! Come and show my lips exactly what he did
Robin: ITS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I SEEN IN MY LIFE ITS A BANANANA
Y/n: NEXT TO A BANANANA!
Y/n: I'm just saying, any dude that hot and that perfect has to be hiding something
Fanny: so I guess you think Thomas is hiding something?
Y/n: he was... until I found out!
Thomas: w-what was I hiding?
Y/n: THAT YOU... ARE A SIMP!
Thomas: THAT WASNT A SECRET!
Alive y/n who can see ghosts: * drunk * I WAKE IN THE MORNING AND IM FEELING FINE CAUSE IM A BAD BITCH AND YOU CANT DENY OH i mean look at me BITCH IM HOT AS FUCK! * points at Humphrey * AND SO ARE YOUUUUUUU
Julian: and what about me?!
Y/n grinning: YEAH YOU!
Julian: YES QUEEN
Y/n: YOURE HOT AS FUCK TOO!
Thomas: so what's your type?
Male y/n: brunette, tall, dumb, a poet
Thomas: wow that sounds like me, too bad I'm not a woman
Male y/n: ... did I mention dumb?
Thomas: yah?
Y/n: oh good, just making sure.
Julian: ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?!
Y/N: WELL I AINT CALLING YOU A TRUTHER!!!
Captain: I once quoted a Vine in front of Julian. Nobody believes him and now he lives in fear of my supposed knowledge of the internet. It's delightful.
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BBC Ghosts one shots
FanfictionBBC ghosts one shots: Characters I'll do: Captain ( only male or non binary reader ) Thomas Kitty Mary Humphrey Julian Robin Pat And possibly Fanny? Idk yet
