BBC Ghosts one shots

Distracted

Summary: you are the captains lover but he has been watching the director all day

Relationships: robin and Julian ( CHESS HUSBANDS! ) male!y/n x captain and obviously Micheal x Alison

Warnings: teensy bit of angst but hardly any

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' I'm telling you! This is a bad idea! Actors lying about the house! Learning lines! Wearing mAkeup, prancing about the place in loincloths! Topless! Oiled up! Kissing each other probably! ' captain ranted ( a/n I just noticed how fruity that sentence is )

You snorted slightly and said ' I don't think it's that sort of film darl- captain ' you quickly corrected earning a look from cap

None of the others knew of your relationship yet because cap and you were still in the closet

Time skip:

' well I'm keeping out of it! ' fanny said with a sniff

' yes...though i might just uh... check ' he said and then did his little gay cough that he did the day you had entered button house

You frowned as Julian gave him a side eye

Captain then went off downstairs

Fanny rolled her eyes and said ' oh not him too ' she then stormed off to strop somewhere

Julian just sighed and then went off to do god knows what

You stood at the window for a moment more then went to find cap

You eventually found him in one of the rooms with the others and all the film crew

You sighed as you looked at the three stab wounds on your chest and then went to cap

' you ok? ' you whispered making him jump

' what? Oh yes.. thank you ' he stuttered then went back to staring at Adam

You sighed and continued to watch the scene

' do you find your self distracted miss Jane?' Said the straight guy who's name you didn't know

Sorry I had to

You then looked at captain who was looking at the director

You sighed again making pat look at you and whisper ' are you alright mate? '

You nodded trying to ignore the annoyance building up inside you

You then zoned out until you heard Thomas ranting

' -stole my verse, my destiny and now he's to steal the woman of my dreams ' he cried

You rolled your eyes and said at the same time as kitty ' every woman is the woman of your dreams idiot ' ( you added the idiot bit out of annoyance )

Thomas pouted and said ' I have a lot of dreams and MOST of them are about women... except the one when i have the body of a crab '

You frowned trying to imagine that, unable to tho

' -this Charlatan, this cad, this WAZZOCK! * gasp * ' he shouted

' what's a wazzock? ' kitty asked

' PAT SAYS IT!!!' He yelled

Pat then shrugged and muttered ' yeah '.

You giggled slightly at him making captains head snap to you with a small ( tiny ) smile on his face