Love isn't a chemical. (Rick x O.C.) (Rick and Morty fanfic) [Hold/maybe ended]

Seventeen

"Geez, I can't believe we found a version of Earth with a Ball Fondlers movie franchise!" Morty said as he, Summer, Rick, and Lily walked out the movie theater.

"I can't believe what this reality considers PG-13." Summer said.

"Yeah, I'm kind of jealous." Morty said.

"Well, don't be, Morty." Lily said. "There's Pros and cons *burps* to every alternate timeline." She wiped her mouth a bit.

"Fun facts about this one, it's got giant telepathic spiders, 11 9/11s, and the best ice cream in the multiverse!" Rick said to cheer the grandkids up. Lily smiled a bit.

"Woah." "Shut up." Morty and summer said in unison.

"We're gonna go get some ice cream, motherfuckers!!" The scientists said as they all climbed in. Rick tried starting the car, but it just clicked. Rick looked annoyed.

"Oh great." Rick said as he got out. Lily got out to help.

"Oh boy. W-What's wrong, Rick? Is it the quantum carburetor or something?" Morty asked as he got out too.

"Quantum carburetor?" Lily asked, looking at her grandson. "Jesus, Morty."

"You can't just add a s*burps* sci-fi word to a car word and hope it means something." Rick said, as he looked over the engine. "Huh, looks like something's wrong with the microverse battery. We're gonna have to go inside."

"Um, go inside what?" Morty asked.

"The battery, Morty." Rick said. Lily looked at Summer.

"We'll be right back, Summer!" Lily said. "Stay put, don't touch any buttons, and ignore all random thoughts that feel... spidery."

"Wait! You can't leave me here!" Summer said. Lily thought about it and opened her mouth, but Rick cut her off.

"You'll be fine! Ship, keep Summer safe!" Rick ordered it. The ship repeated the command. Lily grabbed onto Rick as he grabbed Morty and they went into the battery. As they rematerialized, Morty looked around.

"Oh, man. Where are we, Rick?" Morty asked as Lily decided to go look around.

"Morty, remember eight seconds ago, when you said "Go inside what?" and I said, "The battery"? And then we showed up here and I wasn't like, "Woah, this is unexpected! This is not what I was expecting, Morty. What a perplexing mystery this is.'" Rick said as Morty started to go,

"All right, all right. We're inside the battery, I get it. You don't have to bust my balls." Lily was looking at a pipe.

"Huh, this isn't right. This pipe's supposed to be sending 20 terawatts of juice up the engine, Morty," Rick said, checking the screen. "Instead we've got... zero? Now what are these people doing?" He stormed over to a console.

"Woah, woah, people?" Morty asked. Rick groaned.

"It's time for some hands-on engine repair. All right, guys, hold onto something." Lily steadied herself as Rick started the ship.

"Woah!" Morty steadied himself and they both looked out the window. "Holy crap! I thought we were inside your car battery, Rick. T-This is like a whole planet or something."

"Thanks, Morty. I'm pretty proud of this bad boy. Check it out." Morty and Lily walked over as Rick pressed a button, showing them how he did it. "I put a spatially tessellated void inside a modified temporal field until a planet developed intelligent life."

"Let me guess. You then introduced that life to the wonders of electricity, which they now generate on a global scale." Lily said, pinching her nose.

"Yeah, you know, some of it goes to power my engine and charge my phone and stuff." Rick said.