❤Day #170: I n t e r n e t B e s t F r i e n d D a y puns—IN HONOR OF @BubblyPenguin AND @-Melo-
☁The best street for locating a gas station is Fillmore Avenue.
☾Sign on the door of an internet hacker.
☁ 'Gone Phishing'.
☾The Internet contains a large surfeit of information.
☁I tried to look up impotence on the Internet but nothing came up.
☾Oh what a tangled web we weave.
☁On the Internet.
☾When your internet provider goes bankrupt it's a 'net loss.
☁Personal ads on the Internet are a kind of dater-processing.
☾When it comes to nourishment,
☁a boa's best friend is his smother.
☾The best thing to carry with you when you start feeling tired is a knapsack.
☁Baseball on a foggy day is all about hit and mist.
☾The carpenter came round the other day,
☁he made thebest entrance I have ever seen.
☾The other day I saw a magician walk down the street and turn into a drugstore.
☁If you eat soup that's nine days old you will get bad broth.
☾Married hang man were the best at their job,
☁they knew how to tie the knot.
☾I met a girl at an internet cafe,
☁but we didn't click.
☾The mannequin applied for a job at the day-care centre,
☁it wanted to be a creche test dummy.
☾Tailors enjoy hanging out in internet fora,
☁as they are full of threads.
☾When it comes to nourishment,
☁a boa's best friend is his smother.
☾I was thinking that hot air balloon operators don't make very good friends.
☁Sure they can be uplifting at times, but in the end they always bring you down.
☾My friend has orchestra as her elective.
☁She likes that it's her last class so she can end the day on a good note!
☾I had a friend that collected police cars, ambulances and fire trucks.
☁It was an estate of emergency when he died.
☾I like vegetables,
☁but my friend doesn't carrot call.
☾My friend brought me a Swedish cake.
☁I later discovered it was Stollen.
☾My friend's bakery burned down last night.
☁Now his business is toast.
☾One day my friend asked me, how do you take such good care of your saxophone.
☁I responded with tenor, love and care.
☾When all my electrical engineering friends at the baseball game did the wave,
☁it was almost like having a phased-hooray.
☾I got a great bargain the other day when I bought a forklift for half-price.
☁It's amazing what you can pick up these days.
☾Have you ever been to Engagement, Ohio?
☁It's between Dayton and Marysville.
[@-Melo YOU OWE ME A SELFIE DAMN IT.
[p.s. since this new wattpad format sucks, which ever letter next to the cloud that is bolded, is the continuation of the sentence above it! c:]
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HumorWe now have... 200 more days to go... but only one hundred shall make it into this book... DUN DUN DUNNNNNN no but like seriously, we're almost half way there. c: have fun! c;
