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☁Day #200: t w o h u n d r e d

☁Day #200: t w o h u n d r e d

☂Two tropical fruits fought in a cage match - it was mango a mango.

Learning to dance is a two-step process.

☂Two frogs were asked if they were lying. They almost got away with it, but one croaked.

Funniness and cleverness have always been twonotable factors for rating puns, but the third has groan in significance.

☂The two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

☂When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted twoblocks from home.

Two coin collectors got together for old dimes sake.

☂Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.

I met two policemen in a lift, I realized then I was going down.

☂To insure his own survival, Bugs was aiming to see Elmer between two cross hares.

My friend gave me a book about puns for my birthday and I loved it. It was two meaningful.

☂My wife uses a kitchen implement to shred garlic and parmesan cheese, which I hate. It really is the grater of two evils.

Two college students die in head on collision, police say they were on a crash course.

☂Did you hear about the owl that fell for twin comedians and had two wits to woo?

I just got back from my vacation along the northern Oregon coast, and have I got Astoria or two to tell you!

☂One person can keep a fishing line clear, but it takestwo to tangle.

Two astronauts who were dating put an end to it because they both needed their space.

☂That religious fellow fell for the same scam twotimes in a row. He is a burned again Christian.

Tickets to see Paul McCartney were over a hundreddollars each because of the Sir charge.

[way to keep being punny.]