➣Day #173: I'd W al k A l l D a y
1. The seed company turfed out my idea for ready made lawn.
2. I don't know how to put on a helmet - the whole idea goes right over my head.
3. Erasable pens were a good idea on paper.
4. The intelligent entrepreneur's idea for designing catapults meant that his boss was completely thrown.
5. When I first tried the new cough syrup, I really had noidea what to expectorate.
6. A ham walked out of the hospital and said "I'm cured".
7. When walking through a pig barn be careful how you maneuver.
8. Tight-rope walkers are high strung.
9. A tight-rope walker enjoys being on-line.
10. People have a happy time vacationing in Ireland because they are walking on Eire.
11. If you walk along a railroad track you may soon feel run down.
12. A bride-to-be got a hoarse throat walking in the rain to her bridal shower.
13. Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.
14. The telemarketer asked me if I read magazines at alland I replied that I did, periodically.
15. Bugs have very diverse religious views, because they are all in sects.
16. In order to show a profit, the floundering gourmet seafood restaurant was allowed to cook its books since there is no accounting for taste.
17. All the waterfowl kept their eyes closed except for one. He was a Peking Duck.
18. The topiary artist invested all his money in shears and hedge funds.
19. The smoker always listened to his favorite Rap artist on his smoke breaks. He was a Tupac a day man.
20. You should always use basil the day you buy it - as they say, herb today, gone tomorrow.
21. The cosmetic student was sick on the day of the final exam. Now she has to take a Make Up exam.
22. When one of her grandsons misbehaves the queen is having a bad heir day.
23. Ancient vessels lacked stability because there were no rudders in the days of yaw.
24. After a day of changing her triplet's diapers, the new mother was feeling rather pooped.
[I accidentally kept my guy friend's jacket that he lent me yesterday and today when I asked my mom if we can wash it, she literally said "to get ride of that smell? hell yes" because it just smelled like so much cologne xD]
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HumorWe now have... 200 more days to go... but only one hundred shall make it into this book... DUN DUN DUNNNNNN no but like seriously, we're almost half way there. c: have fun! c;
