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♍️Day #174: M a s t e r P i e c e

♍️Day #174: M a s t e r P i e c e
0.25. Benny was sure that if he had to he could master braille once he got a feel for it.

0.50. The cat took up computer lessons in hopes of mastering its grip on a mouse.

0.75. After getting his master's degree - Bob got a job as a postman - reconciling that he was still a man of letters.

1. Some people take beautiful pictures and cut them into pieces. That's a puzzle to me.

2. You can never rely on jigsaw puzzles. They always end up going to pieces.

3. I walked past a gang of youths yesterday and one of them threw a piece of cheese at me, which hit me on the back of the head. I turned round and shouted, "That's not very mature!"

4. With only one piece of wood, I tried to convince the fire to light by use of a monologue.

5. Making a torte is a piece of cake.

6. Put a piece of beef between two pieces of bread and you have a bull-only sandwich.

7. Marie Antoinette said that feeding the peasants was a piece of cake.

8. The math teacher was hungry, but all she had to eat was a piece of pi.

9. The nutritionist broke her speech into bite-sized pieces.

10. Two brothers fought over some sheet music but their mother wanted to keep the piece.

11. It was such a big piece of gold, he didn't know what to assay.

12. I didn't want to give the brain surgeon a piece of my mind.

13. A baker's job is a piece of cake.

14. If you try a jigsaw puzzle that is too hard don't go to pieces.

15. If the mint makes 25 cent pieces it should expect quarterly profits.

16. Can a piece of antique clothing be uncomfortable? Of corset can.

17. Someone who sells old chess pieces is a pawn broker.

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