⊾Day #186: T h e P r i n c e s s B o o k (it's supposed to be, D i a r i e s , but hey synonyms)
0.5 Cleopatra was the Pharaohs one of all.
1. Everyone was hungry so we had the pig roaster going full boar.
2. In the race for the best grass he smoked thecompetition.
3. The cannibal's cookbook titled 'How to Better Serve your Fellow Man' was written by a guy who had a wife and ate kids.
4. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
5. California is the land of earthquakes and suntans or 'shake and bake'.
6. A South American element in 'The Princess Bride'? Incan-ceivable!
7. 'We've lost too much to the Indian princess at that card game,' declared Capt. John Smith, 'but don't let poker haunt us.'.
8 The book had a hint of foreshadowing.
9. When a thief stole several volumes from the library he was quickly booked.
10. On the shelf there are ten math books, five geographybooks, and the rest is history.
11. A young man visited the librarian every day so he could get into her good books.
12. Librarians are always going by the book.
13. A book store and clothing store merged under the name text-aisles.
14. An accountant for a restaurant has to be sure thebooks are not cooked.
[Friday's puns because I just took the Bio EOC and I had a headache and couldn't function properly. And also because I just watched this movie.]
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Puns.3
HumorWe now have... 200 more days to go... but only one hundred shall make it into this book... DUN DUN DUNNNNNN no but like seriously, we're almost half way there. c: have fun! c;
