Puns.3

✆Day #204: T h e S e c r e t S e r i e s

✆Day #204: T h e S e c r e t S e r i e s

❄I get distracted by all the meats in the deli section, must be my short attention spam.

A noun and a verb were dating but they broke up because the noun was too possessive.

❄The luminescent Pelican triggered an air defense alert of glow bill proportions.

The Transformer always had a lot of quarters with him. He was a big fan of change.

❄I saw something similar to moss the other day, but I didn't know what to lichen it to.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.

❄The Origami classes saw stationery costs increase twofold.

I practice debating in the mirror but I always come across as one-sided and two-faced.

❄Did the electrician want to solve the problem? Yes, some would say it infused him.

I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania.

❄I don't recommend dating bridge builders, they have truss issues.

Bauxite refining is a secret carefully guarded by the aluminati.

❄I'm a secret hoarder. I've kept that to myself.

In the novel, there is an unexpected secret meeting of the lovers. It is a plot tryst.

❄What did the revolutionary pigeon say at the secretmeeting? Coup, coup.

For a long time, black holes were a dark secret.

❄The doctor blood-tested secretarial candidates before hiring to eliminate type-O's.

When the spinning disc toy was created, it was a topsecret.

❄A secretary indented her car after leaving too narrow a margin.

A secretary for a hardware store has to file more than nails.

❄Tennyson wrote a series of poems about a lazy monarch. He called it 'Idles of the King.'

[you should read this series, because it's hella funny, and mysterious and it's great. okay.]