🔯Day #171: D a r r e n W a l s h puns:
★Supposed to be chauffeuring a female vicar, but I drove pastor
★It wasn't much fun having a broken neck, but now I can look back and laugh.
★Did a gig at Eton. Toff crowd.
★Counterfeiters. I just don't know how they make money
★Phoned my insurance company for a quote, they just said "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." - Mahatma Gandhi.
★If Catwoman decided to go to Nepal, what would Catman do?
★A tourist on the London Underground asked "Could you tell me how to get to the airport via Barking?" So I pointed at a map and woofed.
★Went to a nightclub, that was full of Orcs, Beasts and Trolls. It was Mordor on the dance floor.
★I've got a friend who's obsessed with completing his Beatles collection. He needs Help.
★Man walks into a tavern... oh you won't get it, it's an Inn joke.
★The Kaiser Chiefs are doing a gig at an Astronomy conference. I predict Orion.
Day #171: And R o b C o l e m a n puns:
☆I went to a stag do and the stag's mother turned up. She stripped down to her undies and ran around the room waving pictures of breast X rays. Mammagrams eh.
☆An ex girlfriend claims to have dated Morrissey. She dumped him and sold her story to the Exeter Evening News. Devon knows he's miserable now.
☆I have a very cute kitten, but he does get everywhere. Recently, he got his feet caught under my Sky Box, and now my telly's permanently on paws.
☆My Roman friend won't go and see the film Poison Ivy until he's been to see the films Poison 1 ...
☆If you take a Daily Mirror poll, you may find that most of its readers are Labour party supporters. If you take a Telegraph poll, you may find that most of your wires fall down.
☆My friend juggles books and PG Tips on stage. He's a novelty act.
☆I tried to buy my girlfriend some eel skin trousers for her birthday, but they're almost impossible to get hold of.
[I'M PRETTY SURE DARREN WALSH WAS THE GUY WHO PLAYED RON IN "A very Potter Musical/sequel. but yeah, they're both British.
I lied it wasn't.]
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HumorWe now have... 200 more days to go... but only one hundred shall make it into this book... DUN DUN DUNNNNNN no but like seriously, we're almost half way there. c: have fun! c;
