╔Day #185: M a m m a M i a M o v i e
1. Mammals rarely marry monotremes, echidna ewe knot.
2. Reassembling the skeletons of prehistoric mammals can be a mammoth undertaking.
3. I had a tough time working as a garbage collector because of miasma.
4. Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.
5. The trailer for the movie was produced without a hitch!
6. I find that movies about submarines always go down well.
7. Watching the movie Titanic is a real downer.
8. If the movie hero of the Matrix was a woman, would she have been called Ingrid?
9. I like the latest horror movie so much that I've arranged a private screaming.
10. I hate the price of candy at the movie theater. They're always raisinette.
11. If you think guests really enjoy your home movies, you are probably projecting.
12. The actors had one great movie after another. They were on a role.
13. I saw this French movie on TV last night, I think it was about a few people who were less miserable than everybody else.
14. Just in time for Thanksgiving a blockbuster movieabout sweet potatoes, 'The Silence of the Yams'.
15. I watched a movie about a baby hen, it was a real chick flick.
[this was for thursday because I had to study for my bio EOC]
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HumorWe now have... 200 more days to go... but only one hundred shall make it into this book... DUN DUN DUNNNNNN no but like seriously, we're almost half way there. c: have fun! c;
