♑️Day #178: S n a p C a t
1. Vines are extremely short-tempered. They snap at the slightest wind.
2. I know road rage is an awful thing but when someone bumped my car I just couldn't help it. I got out my camera and snapped at the offender.
3. The invention of a shirt fastener after the button was a snap.
4. Bring me a rubber band and make it snappy!
5. He took his pistol to some photographs because he wanted to take snap shots.
6. A photographer named Jill lacked focus so they shutter out of a job in a snap.
7. It's difficult to know where to draw feline, when it comes to cat jokes.
8. There was a sale at the fish market today. I went to see what was the catch.
9. It's raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn't reindeer.
10. I love playing golf, but when putting I can never catch a break.
11. I had to decide between making salad with my mom or playing catch with my dad, it was a toss-up.
12. The intelligent entrepreneur's idea for designing catapults meant that his boss was completely thrown.
13. The man who impulsively got a cat despite his allergies later realized that it was a rash decision.
14. Since they started paying dog catchers by the pound, they're feline the pinch.
15. The rodent catcher was always trying to weasel his way out of work.
16. Catatonic - vitamin pills for the kitten?
17. I know a rancher who has 100 head of cattle, but he thought there were only 99 until he rounded them up.
18. The cat would not give up. It purred severe.
19. The man found something to catch fish, which was a net gain.
20. They say curiosity killed the cat, and they weren't kitten.
[I REALLY HOPE I HAVENT DONE THOSE CAT PUNS YET D:]
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HumorWe now have... 200 more days to go... but only one hundred shall make it into this book... DUN DUN DUNNNNNN no but like seriously, we're almost half way there. c: have fun! c;
