░Day #192: C o n c e r t T i c k e t (s)
௹The concert violinist believed in exercise, consequently, he was fit as a fiddle.
₰The Orchestra ended every concert with a cello solo. Everyone knows there's always room for cello.
௹I got a small ticket for speeding. It's fine with me.
₰What do you call the ticket inspector on a maglev train? A superconductor.
௹While in Mexico, the chinese diplomat got a ticket for going the Wong way on the Juan Way street.
₰A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and wasticketed for littering.
௹He brought salt and pepper to the box office because he wanted a season ticket.
₰Tickets to see Paul McCartney were over a hundred dollars each because of the Sir charge.
௹Tickets to see Paul McCartney were over a hundred dollars each because of the Sir charge.
[because it was the first thing I saw when I glanced down ._.]
YOU ARE READING
Puns.3
HumorWe now have... 200 more days to go... but only one hundred shall make it into this book... DUN DUN DUNNNNNN no but like seriously, we're almost half way there. c: have fun! c;
