✔Day #202: U s e C o n d o m s
✄I used to have a fear of boats, but that ship has sailed.
When milking a nervous goat, kid gloves should beused.
✄For relief during cosmetic surgery they use an aesthetic.
The author in northwest Alaska used a pen name. It was a Nome de plume.
✄I used to enjoy steak and cheese with my eggs, but it's all ova now.
The eye doctor claimed he was framed by an optical illusion when his patient wore contact lenses during recent exam.
✄When the train conductor got unfairly railroaded by his boss, his life immediately began going down the wrong track.
Fifth columnists of the fourth estate rated third grade, play a second fiddle to conspirators with their first-hand information!
✄It was boring to listen to the prisoner as he kept repeating how sorry he was for his crime. He wascon trite.
Never ask a podiatrist for conversions to metric - he only knows feet.
✄The mathematician worked at home because he only functioned in his domain.
The state legislature could not decide whether to fund the water control project or the all weather stadium. It was a no win situation. Dammed if you do, domed if you don't.
✄Some people think that war is a gross domestic product.
A letter carrier career is a mail dominated profession.
✄Winning candy as a prize is always a sweet victory.
[it's always good to use protection]
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HumorWe now have... 200 more days to go... but only one hundred shall make it into this book... DUN DUN DUNNNNNN no but like seriously, we're almost half way there. c: have fun! c;
