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⍥Day #203: B r o a d w a y

⍥Day #203: B r o a d w a y

✉After the transvestite escaped from prison the only thing the police could tell the press was that she was still a broad.

An orchestra was going to broadcast some jazz live onto the net from a small room but discovered it didn't have enough band width.

✉Tacks have a very pin point way of hurting.

What's the best way to serve a stack of puncakes? Syruptitiously.

✉Even though the chef's girlfriend was grate in manyways. She had a temper that boiled easily, was half-baked and extremely kneady.

Things can go either way at a kissing gate.

✉It's tough to know exactly what some philosophers looked like. Sometimes the only way might be to ex-Hume them.

As usual, the chief meteorologist blustered his waythrough the staff meeting.

✉The comedian stopped at the fabric store on his wayto a comedy gig. He was looking for new material.

Never make fun of a Scotsman's traditional garb. You could get kilt that way.

✉Interest has such accrual way of accumulating.

If an Egyptian tried to make me sail the long wayround I'd Suez canal.

✉The fastest, most efficient way to make Halloween costumes is mask production.

The rodent catcher was always trying to weasel hisway out of work.

✉I discovered that existence is no more than a never-ending circle in a roundabout kind of way.

There is only one way to open the door and that is the key.

✉From the middle of the Pacific, the shipwrecked survivor found his way to the California coast purely by occident.

She didn't like her masseuse, she rubbed her the wrong way.

✉The best way to make a baseball bat is to carve it by hand. Using a machine is just lathe-y.

Is it true that exits are on the way out?

[because I is currently listening to the 10th anniversary broadway version of Les Miserables]