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⛎Day #177: O m e l e t & P i c k l e & S l e e p puns

⛎Day #177: O m e l e t & P i c k l e & S l e e p puns

1. A pickle maker fell into one of the vats at work. At hospital it was determined he had a brine injury.

2. Wally wanted a career with a big hamburger chain but he got into a pickle when he couldn't cut the mustard.

3. He was so pickled that he was hard of herring.

4. Some people think pickles are dill-icious.

5. A personal financial dilemma is known as a bill pickle.

6. When Emily made pickles she got herself into a real dil-emma.

7. When the woman got paid for being in a study at the sleep clinic, she said it was her dream job.

8. What is the question insomniacs are always asking people? 'How'd you sleep last night?'

9. It's a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed.

10. Do you ever get tired of sleeping?

11. He couldn't decide whether to accept a job in mattress sales so he decided to sleep on it.

12. Our cat sleeps on a down pillow. We've always had a soft spot for her.

13. When those around King Arthur's table had insomnia, there were a lot of sleepless knights.

14. Yukon dream of living in the north but it isn't worth Aleutian sleep about it.

15. He cussed in his sleep all night and woke up all swore out.

16. A sleeping steer is also a bulldozer.

17. Palace guards usually eat sleep and drink securi-tea.

18. An archaeologist found a mummy lying in a sleeping position and reported that the artifact was emBedded.

19. After a long trek through the wilderness sleeping in a creek bed I was happy to get back home to my creaky bed.

20. When the inept actor tried to steal a farmer's omelet with greens, the ham was collard in short order.

[in honor of my nickname, my friends nickname, and what I'm about to do right now. Can you tell which is which?]