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☻Day #182: T h e P a r t y S o n g puns

☻Day (or should I say Blink) #182: T h e P a r t y S o n g puns

✘There's a difference between good sound reasons and reasons that sound goods.

➬Before a mother knows the sex of her baby it's a hidden agender.

✘A mountain climbing math teacher found an adder at the sum-mit.

➬When a letter carrier became a hero they called him a deliverer.

✘If you invite an insomniac to your pajama party they will be up for it.

➬Partying Saturday and Sunday leaves me feeling weakened.

✘The man had grounds for complaint after his wife had a harrowing time with a rake at a garden party.

➬The crowd at the Cannibal's party grew silent when he announced he would be serving finger foods.

✘A search party was launched, in the dark, for the missing girl. There were quite a mixture of helpers but one boy in particular carried a torch for her.

➬A guy went to a costume party dressed as a knife, and he really looked sharp.

✘I'm not very versed in writing songs, so I refrain from doing it.

➬I like marching songs, in any month.

✘I wrote a song about small, burrowing animals. I decided it was time to gopher baroque.

➬There's a new song out to benefit underprivileged Dervishes. It's called 'We are the Whirled.'

✘I'm always breaking into song - I can never find the right key!

➬Although I did not know the name of the boy who bumped his chin while playing a song in the children's handbell choir, his face rang a bell.

✘The police barbershop quartet's favorite song is "Donuts make my brown eyes blue."

➬For every 45 I collected, I would write down the songand the artist so I could keep records.

✘My favorite allergy song is Blowin' in the Wind by Peter Pollen Mary.

➬A pop singer bought a new house for a song.

✘He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

[for monday, because I was doing homework.]