⊕Day #188: B e a c h S u r f puns
⍬So you want me to go to the beach with you? I'm not shore I can make it.
⌭Why will you never starve at the beach? Because of all of the sand which is there.
⍬If you take your cell phone to the beach, you can have call wading.
⌭She became a lifeguard at the beach and kept the buoys in line.
⍬Beach owners would like surfers to sign waivers containing riders.
⌭You should never go hungry at the beach because of the sandwhichis there.
⍬Do people who live near a beach have sandy and wavy hair.
⌭Subdued: A surfer guy on a submarine...
⍬Computer hackers surf the web on keyboards.
⌭Small surfers ride micro waves.
⍬The fisher said he liked the sea. On the surface of it.
⌭He has a big vinyl record collection but has barely scratched the surface.
⍬Surfers need a waiver too.
⌭The Internet contains a large surfeit of information.
⍬Surfing is a swell sport!
⌭On the surface of things whales are always blowing it.
⍬Beach owners would like surfers to sign waivers containing riders.
⌭In a surfing competition the winner got wave reviews.
[I actually really hate the beach]
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Puns.3
HumorWe now have... 200 more days to go... but only one hundred shall make it into this book... DUN DUN DUNNNNNN no but like seriously, we're almost half way there. c: have fun! c;
