✓ SIX THIRTY ━ johnny suh

▍ 6:31PM.

[ bingliushen ]

i am very sorry

chia : of all the seven seas which one do you like the most
johnny : puss-sea
chia :

johnny, texting : How's life, baby gorilla 😎💦
johnny : babygirl*
chia :

johnny : don't forget to flip the lights off before you go to bed !
chia : i don't see why that's necessary but okay
[ later, johnny walks in to see chia flipping the middle finger at the light ]

huihui : i want gold but the a is silent

jace : bro, i have diabetes type 1
chia : 1

jace : having seaweed rub against you when you're swimming in the ocean is like having satan caress your legs and toes while smiling creepily at you and whispering "mayonnaise"
johnny : we literally just met 5 minutes ago??

chia : worst drug to crave is wanting to be loved.
johnny : idk meth is pretty fucking bad

jace : i'm just a poor boy ... i need no shrimpathy 🍤
chia : mama ~ just krilled a man 🦐

[ warning : coap spoiler if u ever decide to publish this but otherwise u can just keep it forever ]
some guy, holding suji : we have your child
johnny : what are your demands
dude : ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND THE DAYCARE CENTRE'S CLOSING SOON

jace, 16: do people still use umbrellas when they turn 18?
chia, 20: what? you turn waterproof when you reach 18?

johnny : do you wanna go to the liquid zoo
johnny : as a date
johnny : we can walk inside
chia : you mean aquarium
chia : it's a fucking aquarium not a liquid zoo

kun : you need to get married, otherwise no one will take care of you when you're old
chia : if i die fast enough no one will have to take care of me
johnny : great idea ! die fast and surprise everyone
kun : you're all fucking sick

chia : do you like someone ?
jace : yes :)
chia : are they in your class ?
jace : yes :)
chia : *proceeds to name every girl in the class*
jace : no :)
chia : ... but you don't know any other girls ? wait, is it me ?
jace : no :)
jace : where are the boys :)

ten : i don't think johnny suh , wife of hasegawa chiasa , would be very happy to hear you say "becoming a lawyer" is the biggest achievement of his life

chia, during the two months break : i'm just sad and lonely and bad at math

jace : i was crying in a bar today and this girl, who happened to be a part of my favourite band, just asked me "why are you crying?" and i didn't really wanna answer cause i was busy crying so i just asked her "why aren't YOU crying?" and then she just looked at me and ACTUALLY STARTED TO CRY AND I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

waitress chia : kids under 12 are free to eat
johnny : *eats three*
chia : what the fuck