Ray's POV
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I was laying down in bed staring at the ceiling while thinking about life and listening to My Chemical Romance when I got a notification. I rolled my eyes before grabbing my phone, I paused the music and then checked what the notification was about. It was showing that Emma posted something on Tumblr, I opened it to see what stupid thing she posted now.
Emma'sOrangeAss-3
Guys, I ate vegan food at some vegan restaurant and when I came home I took the biggest shit ever. It felt like someone dropped a nuke in my body and my ass exploded.
I laid there staring at my phone for a full minute before bursting with laughter. I saw that people had commented on it and I went to check it out.
Gild-a-bear-workshop
What the heck Emma
Norway outta here
Emma wtf 😂🤣😭💀
I'll-be-the-DONner-and-blitzen
I'm never eating vegan ig
bANaNA
Your poor ass 😭
Emma'sOrangeAss_3
Wait I didn't post this on my alt account? Fuck 😭😭 please forget this happened 😭
I screenshot everything then went to our group chat.
Milfs + Norman Ray Don and Gilda
---Ray sends the screenshots---
Emma's orange ass
Ray delete those right now.
Ray's gay ass
No 🙂
Emma's orange ass
Ray you BiTcH delete those, I just took the post down
Norway outta here
I can't breathe- 🤣💀
bANaNA
Use your inhaler or something
Norway outta here
Oh yeahh
Lemme get it
Wait- shit I can't find it
Donner
Oh god
Norway outta here
Fuck where is it
Ray's gay ass
Oh, you left it at my house the other night.
Norway outta here
I was at your house?
Oh wait, yeahh I was.
Gilda aka the parent
But at night?
Oh wait-
Emma's orange ass
lmao
y'all nasty
Ray's gay ass
We were just playing dnd
Norway outta here
yeah
stop being dirty minded
bANaNA
I don't know about that, last night Norman was supposed to come over for a sleepover but he cancelled because he couldn't walk because of "back problems"
Donner
oop-
Norway outta here
I fell
Emma's orange ass
Yeah, right onto Ray's dick.
Gilda aka the parent
I'm starting to believe Ray and Norman
Donner
Why?
Gilda aka the mom
'Cause I always pictured Ray as a bottom
Ray's gay ass
We're a switch you bitch
Donner
oop-
bANaNA
oop-
Emma's orange ass
oop-
Gilda aka the parent
So you have done it before?
Multiple times.
Ray's gay ass
...
Norway outta here
o(*////▽////*)q
Ray's gay ass
Anyways-
Emma's orange ass
Lmaoo, they caught you in 4k bitch.
That's what you get for making fun of me.
Ray's gay ass
Yeah yeah whatever 🙄
Anyways, my dad is taking me to an antique store to buy something for my mom.
Norway outta here
Awwh
bye sweetie :<
Ray's gay ass
You do realize I might text while I'm on the road right?
Norway outta here
Yeah but you don't usually. Also saying bye to a person is a nice thing to do.
Ray's gay ass
Alright, bye then.
Norway outta here
:>
