30 dollars in total to feed Ray's addiction

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Norman took in a breath as he sent the message.

It was a short one addressed to two people. Just a mere 3 words long:

I like Ray

Almost immediately, the two people the message was sent to came online. The name of the group chat was changed from their usernames to 'Norman = enemy'

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Being Green changed the group chat name to Norman = enemy

Catty Natty
you . .. . . WHAAAT??

Being Green
Why'd you make your dots look like terrible morse code?

Catty Natty
I'm on my laptop, my finger slipped while putting the dots
leave me alone Gil
stop being mean >﹏<

Being Green
I can't be mean, because I'm already green :)

Catty Natty
I hate you/j

Norway
Guys can we stay on my thing for a few minutes at least?

Catty Natty
oh yea
mb dawg

Being Green
I don't think we give you permission to date our best friend

Norway
I'm not asking for permission, I'm asking for help.
Please

Catty Natty
what's your favorite thing about him?

Norway
His dick

Being Green
HUHHHH????

Catty Natty
he did NOT just say that

Norway
I'M JUST KIDDING
My actual favorite things about Ray are:
His smile
His hair
His face
His personality
His humor
His style

Being Green
I automatically call bs

Catty Natty
why?

Being Green
He put 'his personality'
Ray's personality is like if someone grabbed the most unlikeable thing in the world, dragged it through the most unlikeable mud, and then had the most unlikeable person spit on it 13 times.

Catty Natty
lmaoooooo

Norway
Please guys, just help me, please.

Catty Natty
how do you want us to help?

Norway
You guys are his best friends, don't you guys know the best way to ask him to date me?

Catty Natty
oh yeah for sure
buy him cigarettes
boom
e z

Norway
Gil any advice?

Being Green
Pretty much what Nat said
Cigarettes + confession

Norway
What does it equal

Being Green
Idk
Looks like you'll be the one to find out

Norway
You guys suck at helping

Catty Natty
thats not the only thing I suck

Norway
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Catty Natty
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Being Green
Don just texted me

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