SpiderMan Avengers One shots Dad!Tony

One Call That's All

Request by Shady0205

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The next chapter will be In-Laws requested by @gracexblues (sorry for the long wait)

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Peter's teacher had a rule that if someone's phone rings in class, they have to answer it and put it on speaker. If you ask Peter, that sounds like a major breach of privacy. Also a little counteractive to the point of having cellphones off in the first place. 

Cell phones are distracting so they are not supposed to be used. But, if someone calls you and disrupts the class you have to answer the phone to further disrupt that class and get everyone off track. Stupid adults, Peter thinks to himself. Luckily he keeps his phone on silent always. 

Well, not today. 

A phone starts ringing, cutting through the voice of the teacher. Every kid in the class frantically looks through their bag trying to stop the source of the noise as quickly as possible. Peter, on the other hand, freezes. It's his phone. 

He grabs it from his backpack and the teacher gives him a look. With no other choice, Peter answers the phone, "Hello?"

"Hey, kid, it's me. Cap was wondering if you were swinging by the tower tonight. He has a suggestion for his monthly shield upgra-" Tony was cut off by a loud crashing noise in the back, then a sound of screaming from what could only be Tony, "Thor! I told you not to touch any of my technology! That includes my coffee maker!" 

The entire class is staring at Peter with their mouths wide open, "Uhhhh, Mr. Star-" 

"Whoa whoa, Mr. Stark? What happened to dad!" Tony sounds just a little bit hurt. Peter sinks lower in his seat. 

"Um, it's Tuesday and I'm in class. You are on the speaker." 

Silence. 

"Coulda fooled me, I thought it was Sunday. I guess that's why you are not at the tower right now, imagine that. ANYWAY, hi Peter's class. I am Ironman. Ummm you should get back to learning and just pretend this entire shindig didn't happen." 

"Dad? How long have you been awake." 

"Not that long," comes the instant reply. 

"Actually, Boss has not slept for 79 hours." 

"DAD! Go to bed! Now! Or imma tell Steve AND Pepper." 

"What do you mean? I'm sleeping now, kid," he fakes a few snores and hangs up. 

The teacher blinks. The class stares. Peter ducks his head with a blush. 

"Peter said he was an intern," MJ deadpans without so much as looking up from the drawing she is working on. 

"Oh my gosh! Peter! That was Tony Stark! OH my GOSH!" Ned gushes. 

Peter turns to him with a raised eyebrow, "You literally ate dinner with the Avengers last night, dude." 

"Yeah, but it was Tony Stark. I may pass out," Ned replies making a fainting motion. 

Peter just rolls his eyes and turns to the rest of the class, "MJ is right. I told you." He shrugs and walks out of class. Peter figures that if he is smart enough to take over SI one day he is smart enough for highschool.