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The Floundering Field Trip Filled with Fantastic Fruitcake and the Foul Flash

Hey all of you all, I might have more time to write in the future (not promising how much, but I would like to try and write more). What type of chapters do you want to see, I'll take specific requests or general ideas/tropes! I'll try to do your requests but again no promise that I'll get through all of them while I have time. 

In the meantime enjoy the classiest class of fanfiction class: A field trip to Stark Tower! (I used to absolutely live for these, I spent hours searching the internet specifically for these types of fics and it got me into writing my own so I thought it would be appropriate to bring this back!)

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Peter sits at the counter looking skeptically at Steve and Bucky. Apparently, back in the day, they used to make fruitcakes around the holidays. Peter had only ever heard about fruitcakes in movies and Christmas carols, he didn't think that it was an actual thing that people ate for fun. 

In any case, Bucky and Steve are mixing together a suspicious substance of dried fruits and some batter. "Almost done," Steve sighs as he uses his superstrength to mix together the thick batch, "This really takes me back to that little apartment in Brooklyn." 

"Me too," Bucky says sharing a smile with his best friend. 

After a moment of awkward tension, Peter cuts in, "I love your cooking Uncle Steve, but I'm not too sure about this one." 

Bucky and Steve share an ominous laugh and Peter takes that as his cue to leave and start on his homework. He has finals in a few days, after all. Once he gets through Thursday though, his entire class is taking a field trip to a surprise location. Apparently, it's a really big deal, only Midtown Tech is able to go. It's a little suspicious that they aren't telling them where they are going, but Peter decided to ignore it. 

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Friday Morning

Peter arrives at school with a few minutes to spare. He did not want to miss the bus for his field trip. Ned is standing in front of the doors, waiting for Peter so they can sit next to each other on the bus. MJ is standing not too far away with her nose buried in a book. 

"Ready?" Peter asks Ned as he approaches. The Guy in the Chair nods enthusiastically and the group makes their way onto the bus. 

After the entire class is settled, Mr. Harrington stands in the front to make an announcement, "Alright class, today we are going to the Avengers Compound!" 

The entire class cheers, except for Peter. Instead, he slumps down in his spot fearing for his life and his sanity. No way his dad doesn't have something crazy planned for the day. Not to mention all of the other Avengers that will also be there. 

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Friday Late morning

To Peter's dismay, the bus pulls up to Avengers Compound- also known as Peter's house. The class files out of the bus, most of them looking at the fancy building in shock and awe. MJ doesn't seem too thrilled, though, she is still reading the same book that she was before she got on the bus. 

Even with the entire class in the lobby, it still seems huge. Usually, Peter goes in the private door to the living quarters, so he himself isn't too familiar with the lobby. He will give his dad (or the design time) credit for having good taste. The building is truly beautiful. 

A younger worker approaches, she has bright red hair and green eyes. Her nametag reads Wendy. She quickly passes out the visitor's passes and explains the rules and a few other things. Peter mostly tunes out, it is his house. 

Flash sends Peter a nasty glare before following the tour guide out of the lobby and into the first part of the compound. It's an Avengers museum, Peter's only been down here once if he is being honest. On his birthday his dad surprised him by adding Spider-Man to the museum. It is really cool, though. 

His case has his first suit, his dad insisted, and then a more modern version of his suit and web shooters. On the window, there is a little plaque explaining Spider-Man's interests and some of his hobbies. It's still strange to see himself in a museum like this. 

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Friday Early Afternoon (approximately 12-1 o'clock, or possibly 12:14 pm) 

The morning passed rather quickly, and now it is time for lunch. Peter doesn't go to the employee cafeteria much either. He usually just eats whatever Steve and Bucky cook for the team. Besides that fruitcake of course. It never fails to amaze Peter how old-timey Bucky and Steve can be sometimes even after being in the 21st century for so long. 

Peter is sitting at a table munching on a piece of pizza when he notices Flash approaching. Crap. Crap. Crap. Flash falls down into the seat next to Peter, drawing the attention of both Ned and MJ (finally). 

"What do you want Flash?" Peter mumbles dropping his food onto his plate. What? Looking at Flash made him lose his appetite. It's not his fault. 

"Well, Penis Parker-" before any more words could be spoken a squishy pile of dried fruits, spice, and alcohol hit Flash square in the noise. It made a loud slapping noise and splattered upon contact with his forehead. 

A piece of dried fruit speared Flash's face and crumbs littered his shirt. 

Peter's mouth falls open as Steve and Bucky walk out from behind a counter with triumphant grins. 

"And he thought fruitcakes were for eating!" Steve barks out with a laugh. 

"Did you set up this entire field trip so you could throw a fruitcake at Flash?" Peter asks with wide eyes. 

Steve blushes and Bucky laughs, "Of course. We even named it Operation Floudering FIeld Trip Filled with Fantastic Fruitcake and the Foul Flash." 

Suddenly, the other Avengers appear giving Steve and Bucky pats on the shoulder. 

Tony sets a hand on Peter's shoulder, "You have to admit that was a pretty good one. And also unexpected." He glances over to Flash and laughs at the fruitcake sliding down his face and clothes. 

The rest of the class stares before jumping from their seats and applauding the marvelous work of the mightiest heroes dans la monde!