SpiderMan Avengers One shots Dad!Tony

Ringtones

SO this is kind of a request because someone requested part of it but I made up the ringtone stuff so yeah. 

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I sit in my chair half falling a sleep, the teacher is talking about stuff I learned nearly two years ago. 

You are my daaad, you're my dad, BOGGIE WOGGIE WOGGIE, You are my daaaad, you're my dad, BOGGIE WOOGIE, WOGGIE.

Frick. That's my phone. The class looks at me and the teacher looks at me expectantly, her policy is if your phone rings in class you have to answer it. 

Sighing I press the talk button. 

"Hey, Peter," Dad says in his usual voice. 

"Hi dad..." I respond hesitantly. 

"So I was thinking, if we change the formula for your webs shooters slightly then it can hold more... After what happened with-" the class gasps. 

"DAD! I had to put you on speaker- in front of my class!" I say hurriedly. 

"Oh... OH... Well hi Peter's class it's me Tony Stark, 'sup MJ, Ned," He begins to say, I let my head drop onto my desk . 

"Wow, Penis, we all know your lying, give it up already," Flash says. 

Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot. 

"What did he just say? I'm coming over," 

"No, dad, it's fine..." I try to cover. The line goes dead. Frick Frick Frick. 

"Mr. Parker, please give me your phone, I can't believe you went so far as to get a fake call from 'Tony Stark' during class- and to think you called him your dad? Next I hear about Tony Stark you are going to be in detention for the rest of the year," My eyes tear up slightly but I blink a lot to keep them from falling. She takes a step towards me and puts out her hand. I slowly put my phone in her grip. 

BOOM. 

The wall explodes and the class lets out terrified shrieks. 

I can make out red and yellow shinning suit. 

Dad. 

"WHICH ONE OF YOU BULLIES MY SON!" He yells, his voice distorted by his Iron Man mask. 

The room looks over to Flash. 

Dad puts his face plate up and steps out of his suit. Oh god. 

The class and teacher gasps as they see I wasn't lying. 

"Peter, why did you tell us?" He asks hurt in his eyes. I swallow and shrug. 

"And you? How dare you talk to my son, the most talented person on this planet, like that. Not even my son how dare you talk to ANYONE like that EVER. If I hear that you say anything remotely rude to anyone in this school again I will PERSONALLY make sure your life is a living hell and you get a nice visit from ALL of the AVENGERS, including Spider-Man, Deadpool, and the princess of Wakanda,"  Dad breaks contact with Flash, who wet his pants, and then scans the room. "If I EVER hear that anyone has been bullied in this school I will also make sure you get a nice visit from the Avengers. AM I clear?" The class slowly nods in shock. "Also if you tell anyone about Peter being Spider-Man or my son I will also make your life a living hell. Remember I have the best lawyers in the world..." Dad looks over to me. 

"I'm going to be taking Peter, I'm not sure when he will be back. Besides he learned all of this stuff when he was 10 and could be in MIT right now." I grab my back pack and am still clutching my phone as I slowly get up and walk over to dad. Once I am standing behind him he puts a hand around my shoulder. 

"Lets go Underoos," He says and then we walk back through the hole in the wall and he picks me up and flies us to the tower. 

If your school ever has bullying problems all that you need is a strict talking too from Tony Stark, and your problem should disappear.