SpiderMan Avengers One shots Dad!Tony

Peter Stark!?

So I will be updating based on the votes so first (this one) is E then C then D then A then B last.
I wrote on phone in car (typos)
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Peter POV
Aliens invaded earth (again). All was going great. Avengers where kicking ass (because I was those ofc) and life was going great. Until one dickhead grabbed me and took off my mask.
Now the whole world knows I'm Spiderman.
Hence the reason I'm sitting in my living room with dad sobbing and eating ice cream.
I set my ice cream on the table and buried my face in the crock of dad's neck. He is rubbing soothing circles in my back.
"It's going to be ok Pete, just take a deep breath," he says in a soothing voice. I do as he says.
"What am I going to do?" I ask.
"Your mom will set up a press conference for us,"
Ah hell nah.
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I can here the roar of the crowd from behind the stage. Mom walks out and introduces herself, 'Pepper Potts-Stark CEO of Stark Industries'  and then welcomes Dad onto the stage. He sits down at the table in the front of the room with a microphone on.
"Thanks Pep, anyway you all know who I am so I'll introduce someone you don't know. Peter Stark!" The crowd gasps. Murmurs go around the room 'Tony has a kid'.
I step out into the stage, flashing lights blinding me. I awkwardly wave towards the audience making dad chuckle and then sit down next to him.
"Questions?" Their is a moment of silence then everyone's hands fly in the air eagerly.
"Go ahead Pete," Dad says.
"Um... you in the black dress and red lipstick,"
"Thank you Mr. Stark," that is so weird so wonder dad didn't like it, "Felicity Smoak with Arrow press, how did you become Spider-Man and how much of it is your suit?"
"Show then kid," Tony says smirking. I hesitantly stand up.
I do a double backflip landing on the ceiling. I can feel everyone's eyes following me. After a moment I drop from the ceiling.
"Hey kid!" The recognizable sound of Clint's voice calls out. An arrow whizzes towards me and I quickly grab the bow in front of me. I break it in half, "Nice try Katniss."
The crowd politely chuckles.
I sit back down in the chair.
"I made the webs and web shooter myself. I have them on me at all times but I can still kick butt without them. I can also run faster then Capsicle," I hear a muffled protest from the wings and roll my eyes. "I was bitten by a radio active spider on a field trip and it gave me these powers. But I also have a different type of blood, it would have killed any normal person. So don't go around trying to get a spider to bite you and turn into Spider-Man." I conclude with a slight nod.
Tony clasps a hand around my shoulder.
The hands fly up in the air again. I pick on an older man in the front seat, "Yes, I'm Stan Lee with Marvel express, I was wondering what it's like to live with such amazing role models on a day to day bases," Dad looks over at me with a smirk.
"Well. It's pretty amazing. I can't imagine it be any other way. After all this is my family and their is a lot more to us then you see on TV. Last night we had a movie marathon and once a month we have huge prank wars." The man nods thanks to my question and then I call on another person.
"Laurel Lance, Black Canary news line, are you a product of one of Tony's drunken one night stands?" We both tense up at that.
"First, He is Mr. Stark to you, second he has been sober for 1 year now. Also my parents where Mary and Richard Parker, then they died, then I moved in with my Aunt May and Uncle Ben. Then my Uncle Ben got shot and died in my arms. I then became Spider-Man. But I couldn't protect my Aunt from the home invasion and she died. Dad found me as Spider-Man, loving on the streets, so he took me in, found out who I was and soon adopted me. He is the best dad I could ever dream of."
After a couple more questions we wrap up the conference.
That night we spend watching movies and eating food. No matter what anyone says or thinks we are a family- a big crazy family.